Let us now give praise to some college kids who did something clever and upstanding. Their school was plagued by a shouting, anti-gay preacher. The school couldn't legally kick him out. Solution? Students took their own message to his church.

Austria's "incest monster" Josef Fritzl—who used his daughter as a baby-bearing dungeon sex slave for 24 years—just gave his first jailhouse interview: "I hate hairdressers more than dentists." And: "My favorite show is Two and a Half Men."

Watch the clip to see the result of a terrifying yet impressive Teddy Ruxpin re-construction. He even moonwalks! Personally, we'd like to put him on a leash and walk him down the street just to see what would happen.

Watch the epic lights play along to Michael Jackson's "Thriller." The windows actually become faces and mouth the words. There are so many lights, you can play baseball under them. Christmas ain't the only season for a light show anymore.

Stars: they're just like us! More specifically, Shaquille O'Neal is just like us—that is, if dressing in drag as a voluptuous woman named "Shaqueeta" and lip-syncing to Beyoncé's "Sweet Dreams" is something we'd do for Halloween. Watch inside.

Sarah Palin has done wonders for Republican fundraising and enthusiasm in this low-turnout, base-determined midterm election. She's helpful, now, so the party won't dare criticize her. But that'll end! Because party leaders don't want her anywhere near their presidential nomination.

Taylor Swift fancies herself a romantic heroine of sorts. That's why she seems convinced her songs are worthy because they "express" so much about her relationships. It doesn't help that Access Hollywood buys into delusions of grandeur.

In your ascendant Monday media column: Bon Appetit finally names its new editor, the NYT public editor walks a fine line, Piers Morgan gets a producer, and Fox Business Network makes itself useful.

The Amazing Race made a stop in St. Petersburg, Russia — only to find Babushkas (grandmas) shoveling manure in their native garb. While the girls "eww'd," the boys, namely Kevin, offered the sexy seniors a few pick up lines.

Ever wonder what really happened during the Steven Slater flight incident? Good Day New York may figured out the truth! Watch the Halloween-inspired clip to see how Kim Kardashian & two Jersey Shore cast members may have contributed.

The iPhone's alarm failed to handle the switch from Daylight Saving Time in Europe, causing a wave of workplace tardiness this morning. This is the second continent to curse Apple's phone after Australia experienced the same bug last month.

Christine O'Donnell produced a fancy 30-minute campaign ad. Unfortunately, she forgot to buy air time in advance, and can't seem to get it on TV. Now she's tweeting angrily about how Delaware public access television is out to get her.

Hip-hop sketch comedy team "The Real" has decided to delve into political territory! In honor of Election Day, the group posted this cleverly done: "My Girl's a Republican" video. Watch until the end to see how the video was made!

Ellen sent one of her writers, Amy, to film herself walking through a scary maze at Universal Studios Hollywood. It was a scream-filled trip for an easily-frightened woman. You can tell from the start she's not the scary movie type.

Gang membership in the U.S. has reportedly increased 25% since 2005. But violent crime in the U.S. has sunk to its lowest levels since 1973. The more gang members, the less crime. Facts are facts. [USAT. Pic via]

[Universally reviled "Project Runway" winner Gretchen Jones and her "muse" model Milana Snow arrive at "Good Morning America" for the first of the ten thousand public appearances they are contractually obligated to make together. Image via INF]

As with everything that the Gregory Brothers auto-tune, it was only a natural matter of time before this was done. Here, watch/listen as Jon Stewart's moving speech that closed the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear gets the T-Pain treatment.

Last night's movie-length premiere of AMC's new comic-based series The Walking Dead came freighted with, at least for us, a lot of giddy expectation. Did it deliver? We say yes, in spades.

Stop the presses—Andy Rooney's finally found something that he doesn't hate! During yesterday's 60 Minutes, Rooney revealed that he'd recently seen Secretariat. Further, Rooney enjoyed the film (though not as much as seeing the horse in person).

Canadian cancer scam artist Ashley Kirilow has been charged with seven counts of fraud for raising $20,000 for her fake cancer charity, and nabbing free trips to Disneyland with her elaborate cancer lie.