If you set aside Facebook's privacy tricks for a night — not hard when you're a kid in a bumble bee costume — the company's founder Mark Zuckerberg has some nice treats for you. Full-sized Snickers bars, in fact.

The Way We Live Now: writing so many checks we get carpal tunnel syndrome! Counting so much money our finger nerves are permanently damaged! And also working two jobs, one of which is "janitor." The other is also "janitor."

A reporter without a microphone must resort to using sign language and acting embarrassed. That's exactly what Tom Brown did after he tossed his microphone into the polar bear pit. Also inside, the humiliating follow-up the next day.

A group of right-wing conspiracists has produced a 25-minute phantasm of Obama-rage posing as a "documentary," and it's airing in battleground states. Will Fox News sue to keep them from using its clips, like it does against Democrats? Probably not!

You may fancy yourself pretty good at board games—Yahtzee in particular. But, you know what? This Border Collie just crapped all over your "accomplishment" when he threw a Large Straight... on his first try. Watch—in utter amazement, natch—inside.

Today's sad news is that nine of the businesses on the Coney Island boardwalk lost their licenses, including Shoot the Freak, the game where anyone could shoot paintballs at a living human for $5. Life will never be the same.

Tomorrow's election map looks much like 2006's, but with the parties reversed: the ruling party will probably lose the House, possibly lose the Senate, and probably win a California gubernatorial election for consolation. Here's a preview.

TONIGHT: We've got NBC's Women of SNL special, plus new episodes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Mike & Molly, Chase, Hawaii Five-0, Dancing with the Stars, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, Watch What Happens: Live, and much more!

[Christina Hendricks strolls with her mother after a lunch in Hollywood. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Think of it as an upgraded mustache finger. One that features moving mouths that sync up to the song. The song is "I Love U So" from the artist Cassius, and the app can be downloaded for free.

Today at Gawker.TV, SNL takes on Back to the Future, Shaq goes in drag for Halloween, Taylor Swift writes songs about all of her exes, Ellen DeGeneres' writer freaks out inside a haunted house, and Andy Rooney actually likes something!

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Do you watch various television shows? Then you'll be happy to know that thanks to "psychographics," marketing firms can determine your entire personality just by looking at your Tivo settings. For example: like Mad Men? You're a pinko Apple fanboy.

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Once a year the age difference and scripted chemistry between Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa is masked by something more than heavy TV makeup. That day is Halloween. And their costumes were actually pretty funny! Here are all of them.

Do you people love Halloween or what? We put out the call last week for your best Halloween costumes and we sure received some spectacular entries. Here are the best of the best, and our spectacular winner.

As Kenan Thompson listed off the names reuniting on tonight's Women of SNL special, there was only one that Martha Stewart seemed interested in: Ana Gasteyer. It seems like Gasteyer's impersonation of Stewart still irks her all these years later.

The alternate juror in the death-penalty trial of the man convicting of slaughtering a family in Connecticut may have spoiled the proceedings by passing a note to the bailiff: "Sunday 5 p.m. Side Street Grille." She was asking him out.

Good luck retaining employees now: We hear Google has ended a perk that provided free "runners" to handle basic chores like cooking, cleaning and errands.