The month-long McDonald's McRib Resurrection starts tomorrow. You slobbering beasts.

This guy got the jump on the holiday by breaking in his Halloween costume on the beach, during a serious news report covering Hurricane Ike. View the video for the friendly bear's antics and the amusing commentary!

Human Halloween costume Carl Paladino, New York's Republican gubernatorial candidate, will lose to Andrew Cuomo by a full 100 percentage points tomorrow. So why shouldn't he just go nuts at a Buffalo bar on Halloween weekend?

Bad comedians are always like, "What's up with Christmas advertising starting earlier every year?" Those bad comedians, as usual, are absolutely right. The start of Christmas advertising this year was way earlier than last year. You already missed it!

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

(Video by Matt Toder)

(Video by Matt Toder)

American Media, publisher of the National Enquirer and Star, has been working for over a year to wiggle out of its crushing debts without bankruptcy. It didn't work: the company will be declaring bankruptcy in the next two weeks. [NYP]

Repetitive watching is the key to learning The Dougie. Just when you think you've gotten enough, we stumble upon an awesomely mustachioed Elvisesque Indian dude breaking it down. Next thing you know you'll be hanging from chandeliers, doing the Dougie.

NYT's current top story: "Alaska Three-Way Is Surprise Hope for Democrats." Warring Republicans Joe Miller and Lisa Murkowski are splitting the vote, to Democratic longshot Scott McAdams' glee. Ladies, don't fight, there's enough "Boat-Size Killer Whale" to go around.

It's true. We're all sweaty, breathing heavily, and done. Just finished. Fitting that everything came to an end on Halloween weekend. A weekend full of other terrors.

She put on a mask and relived her childhood. This actress hired a bodyguard to keep her husband from cheating. This hip-hopper used to strip for gays, and this reality star is turning tricks. No treat in that!

Jon Stewart's plot to "Restore Sanity" included a call for the death of the lefty vs. righty shoutfest on cable news. Some in the media felt he blamed the media too much. He didn't. He just blamed the wrong half.

Watch this young lad from Sweden jump from hook to hook, covering all of your favorite Saturday morning cartoon hits in a seven surprise-filled minutes. He'll probably hit a few you've never heard, too.

Aguilera was a sexy cop for Halloween. Paris Hilton and Rachel Zoe were sexy Native Americans. Fearing his client's impending death, Charlie Sheen's manager makes a home visit. Portia de Rossi once weighed 82 lbs. Monday's gossip roundup needs candy.

"What does Jay have on you? What does this guy have on you people? What the hell is it about Jay?" - Conan O'Brien, to NBC President Jeff Gaspin, January 7, 2010

Yesterday, Royal Caribbean's Allure of the Sea just squeezed under Denmark's Store Belt Bridge. It's the largest Cruise ship in the world and it just cleared the bridged by inches. Check out the video inside.

This week at Rock N Roll Fantasy Camp we learned not to ask rock stars to be in our bands, Kip Winger dashingly served it to a tool terrorizing his keyboardist, and Lita Ford's magic jacket saved the wedding singer.

Officials say the Yemeni parcel bombs found last week were "designed to be detonated in flight," not blow up synagogues. Good?