Pedro Efren Ramirez gave a sincere and humble interview this morning on Good Day New York. Ramirez revealed the wondrous news that his famously iconic character will be brought back in the new cartoon Napoleon Dynamite: the Animated Series.

The Way We Live Now: stateless. The concept of a "home state," or even a "home," is far too hamstrung and outdated to survive in our glorious "new normal economy." Try some independence, paupers!

Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, who will be unemployed in two months, may pardon the late Doors frontman Jim Morrison over a famous 1969 indecent exposure charge. (He drunkenly waved his penis around, allegedly.) Finally, hippies have something to cheer for.

Billionaire sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein couldn't just slink away into obscenely wealthy obscurity on his private Caribbean island after pleading guilty to paying high school girls to tug on his egg-shaped penis. No, he started a blog. About science.

The Walking Dead is renewed for a second season, a physical Lost encyclopedia, Pete Campbell is not a rapist, Liz Lemon's theme song, Million Dollar Money Drop, and tonight's mystery guest on Conan!

Andrew Shirvell, the suspended Michigan assistant attorney general who enjoys harassing gay college student body presidents, has been fired.

In case you missed the Late Night wars, animated Taiwanese reporters offer a hilariously literal tutorial. The emotionally riveting scene in which a Panda Bear watches his grisly self- pleasuring cousin take the witness stand is not to be missed.

TONIGHT: We've got the much-anticipated premiere of Conan! Also, new episodes of Mike & Molly, Chase, Hawaii Five-0, Dancing with the Stars, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, House, 90210, Gossip Girl, The Event, Lie to Me, and much more!

A federal judge has already blocked Oklahoma's new ban on Sharia law enforcement, which they voted into the state constitution last Tuesday. Stupid judge! Can't he see that encroaching Muslims forces are only miles away from capturing Tulsa?

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This week on The Amazing Race, while explaining the rules of the latest competetion, host Phil Keoghan had a little curve ball thrown his way. Or should I say, stick. Was this necessary at all? Well, you be the judge.

Steve Carell's Brick Tamland (with an IQ of 48) killed in the 2004 classic Anchorman, stealing almost every scene he was in. This was before America was fully acquainted with Carell's dumb-guy-in-a-suit shtick, making this clip just that much better.

Going to nightclubs would be a lot more enjoyable if people knew how to behave properly. Follow these seven simple yet important rules and you'll make life easier for everyone.

Fitness myths! Crystal diet! Fat marathons! Kiddie runs! Happy Meals! Carnivore cancer! Wine diet! Boxing girls! And your daily inspiration to make you feel ashamed! It's your Monday Fitness Watch, where we watch your fitness—comparatively poorly!

Not if AMC has anything to say about it, anyway. They want more zombies! Also today: True Blood geniusly casts a genius, a Broadway show has its life cut short, as does an NBC show, and Steve Carell news.

A poll on TVGuide.com is asking the public to vote on the best teen role model on TV. Bristol Palin only has 4% of the vote just behind that hussy Miley Cyrus. iCarly's Miranda Cosgrove leads by a wide margin.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jon Hamm makes a special appearance on Childrens Hospital, Daniel Radcliffe lends his voice to The Simpsons and mocks Twilight vampires, and prepare for the debut of Conan by watching his very first time hosting Late Night.

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

We've heard of contests for moms-to-be, and we've heard of bikini contests, but we've never heard of a bikini contest for moms-to-be. Watch as some very pregnant women strut their stuff for a San Diego radio station's audience.

Kanye West has been caught causing quotation controversy once again. In this KDWB/Radio interview: the rapper compares himself to the historical Tiananmen Square Tank protester.