The sound a dog makes is phonetically transcribed as "bow wow"? It just doesn't make any sense! Here's comedian Brian Regan's take on the matter.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, in Australia on an official visit, was interviewed by radio hosts Hamish and Andy. And who should come up but our greatest cultural export: The Kardashian family?

In this video, creator of Community and star of the show Joel McHale have a discussion about the show's ratings versus the amount of clothing Joel wears. Spoiler alert: it's revealed that Chevy Chase rarely remember his lines.

[President Barack Obama, seated between India's president and prime minister, momentarily confuses hand towels with some unusual-looking local cuisine while being served at a state dinner in New Delhi this evening. Image via AP]

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC and for two *live* hours—the remaining five celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

With a camera attached to her head, runner Gwen Schroeder decided to showcase what it's like to run a marathon. Staten Island. Brooklyn. Queens. the Bronx. Manhattan. It's a great tour of the city, some stretches lined with Gatorade cups.

The annual Yale-Harvard football game is almost upon us, and Yale's freshman class went right for the jugular with an official t-shirt mocking Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg as "antisocial." As opposed to, say, Yale freshmen.

Makeup Artist Bobbi Brown was on Martha Stewart promoting her new book for tween girls. Although her mom doesn't allow her to wear makeup, 13-year-old Grace put on lip gloss and everyone told her how much prettier she looked.

This week on Undercover Boss, Chicago Cubs owner Todd Ricketts tried and subsequently failed at each Wrigley Field stadium hand position. Watch as Ricketts attempts to squirm and buy his way out of resident Hot Dog vendor Rocco's dog house.

A whole bunch of Democratic staffers on Capitol Hill soon will be unemployed, like every other American. So in their last days, exiting staffers are being granted career advice, résumé building, and... grief counseling.

It took the runners hours to finish, but thanks to this MTA time-lapse video, you can watch the joggers in yesterday's NYC Marathon begin the race by crossing the Verrazano bridge in no time at all. Participation is overrated anyway.

Danny McBride never fails to prove himself as an excellent actor, even with lines like "It's better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans..." Inside: two great scenes (with spoilers) for your enjoyment.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

["Gossip Girl" actress Leighton Meester shooting a perfume commercial in New York over the weekend. Photo via Pacific Coast News]

Artist Scott Campbell didn't like how a gallery handled his recent sold-out show. So he burned all his art.

Today we looked at how no one really cares about Going Green anymore. What happened, many of you wondered. One commenter from a wild land far, far away offered a possible explanation. Simple, but sensible.

"Lemon's Theme" is an actual song recorded by Tina Fey and Christopher Cross that will join the likes of "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" and "Muffin Top" on the show's soundtrack debuting on November 16th. Hear the entire cheesy duet inside.

Former New York Gov. George Pataki, whom 3-4 people in the country remember, is "looking at" a possible presidential run.

Meet Asher Bradshaw! Asher is six-years-old and loves to skateboard. Not only does he love to skateboard, he's really good at it. Insanely good. Here's a video of Asher showing off some of his moves at the Venice Beach Skatepark.

A PhD student in New Zealand has invented an internet "bot" to automatically shower him with gifts by buying cheap items in online auctions. Because computer friends, you see, do not forsake you.