Back in the day, the U.S. had a policy of waterboarding people, but the CIA secretly destroyed the videotapes of these "sessions" in 2005. Now the agents responsible won't even be prosecuted. So that's how it works. [AP, photo]

TONIGHT: We've got the season premiere of Fashion Show: The Ultimate Collection, plus new episodes of DWTS, The Biggest Loser, Millionaire Matchmaker, Glee, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Raising Hope, Parenthood, The Good Wife, Running Wilde, No Ordinary Family, and more!

Conan O'Brien's TBS debut grabbed 4.2 million viewers last night, handily besting Leno, Letterman, Stewart, and Colbert.

From the mind of Mike Turzanski, check out Rochester, New York band SPORTS' new video for their song "Lawyers Singing Sweetly". Complete with changing leaves, a kidnapping, men with capes and wooden train whistles, seriously, what's not to like?

Joel Klein, who's been the head of the New York City school system since 2002, is stepping down—to take a job at News Corp. One insane job to another! His replacement: Hearst chairman Cathie Black.

Today at Gawker.TV, Bret Michaels swears he didn't have sex with Miley's Mom, the Wheel of Fortune whiz defends her intelligence, we celebrate television's greatest robots, fun at the Natural Museum of History, and Scarlett Johansson makes the trombone sexy.

Congratulations to Foxtrot-Yankee for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Oh, Canada. They're always so smug and convinced they can outdo the U.S. But when it came time to formulate a Canadian version of Jersey Shore, they got all PC, casting people of different ethnic backgrounds. Know what? It's worse.

Just in time for the holidays, Planters has a new ad. But wait! What's different about this one is that, for the first time, the always-silent Mr. Peanut has a voice—Robert Downey, Jr., actually. Watch the ad inside.

On Wendy Williams today, designer Isaac Mizrahi and supermodel Imam talked weight issues. Mizrahi is a Weight Watchers lifer. Imam is just "naturally thin" (Of course) because she is from Somalia where everyone, as Iman puts it, is "naturally thin."

Should Muslim female students be allowed in America's college pools? The debate rages on.

Indonesia's conservative information minister, Tifatul Sembiring, is eating so much crow for shaking Michelle Obama's hand upon the Obamas' arrival in Jakarta. Sembiring makes a point of not touching unrelated women! So he's awkwardly blaming Michelle Obama for this.

When your sitcom is on FX, "we gotta go cheap," says Paul Scheer, regarding The League. That's fine for props and catering, but what about when you eschew licensed animal trainers in favor of "Crazy People Who Own Animals?"

Japan isn't exactly known for being normal, we know this. But did you ever think you'd see a concert—attended by thousands of screaming fans—that starred an anime-like hologram? Whether you did or not, here it is. Watch inside.

In late September, Jon Stewart appeared at a Manhattan Barnes & Noble to promote his new book. A 9/11 Truther shouted some "9/11 truth" questions at him. Afterwards, a Daily Show executive producer punched that Truther in the face.

While dining with MTV News correspondents Brendan Kennedy and Jim Cantiello, Martha Stewart sips some wine and dishes some dirt! Watch to see Martha reference a current "crush" and spill on what she looks for in a man. Rawr, Martha!

Last night was a plot-driven episode filled with crazy antics at the Natural History Museum: Lily and Marshall fight about adult problems, Ted and Zoey share romantic glances, and Barney and Robin get crazy and defy "Do Not Touch" signs.

In your laughable Tuesday media column: Sarah Palin feuds comically with the WSJ, nobody watched the George Bush interview, Salon is (still) broke, and Gerald Levin returns to the media, for some reason.

The Feds are championing an employee who cussed out her supervisor on Facebook and called him crazy, saying such trash talking is protected speech. It's a big win for the internet's oversharing class.

Ten-year NBA veteran Zach Randolph has always been somewhat of a mystery to basketball fans and writers alike. Does he really care? Does respect the game? Does he play for the full 48 minutes? As it turns out, maybe not.