Harrison Ford went on Live with Regis and Kelly to kiss everybody; speak words in his mellifluent, euphonic bass; and sport some pretty awesome yellow socks. Oh, and he was promoting his new movie Morning Glory. Video inside:

Though there may not be gay marriage, there is gay divorce. Look what happened with Rodiney and Reichen's breakup! Between a snooping boyfriend, petty jealousy, and lots of crying, it was just like an episode of Cheaters—but gayer.

[Julia Roberts leaves her hotel in New York. Photo via Splash]

Jonathan Ames is the author of several oversharey memoirs and comic novels, and the creator of Bored to Death, the HBO series that recently began its second season. More »

When George Lopez got the call from TBS about Conan, he decided they'd pave the way for the future of Late Night. "If you look at David Letterman and Jay Leno, they're in their 60s and their audience reflects that."

Oh my god this show is still on. Still on! After all those twists and turns and lover's burns, it soldiers on. Despite everything, it believes it is still interesting at heart.

An anti-abortion pastor was found guilty and sentenced to two years probation yesterday for stalking North Carolina doctors who perform abortions, The Charlotte Observer reports.

In Tarronga, Spain people gather together to build towers of human beings. The process is impressive, the height is terrifying. The inevitable collapse of the tower? Kind of funny. You'll gasp! You'll cry! You'll laugh! Estoy impresionado.

With Google Instant Preview, you don't even have to open your search results; Google shows you thumbnails. First they killed the search button, now browser tabs. Google's cyborg engineers are determined to make humans nearly as fast as robots.

We've seen the worst Wheel of Fortune contestant ever (here), and we've seen the best solve in the game's history (here), but we've never seen the craziest player ever... until now! Inside, get familiar with Raymond, and all his insanity.

Keenan Cahill is a YouTube sensation who's known for making lip-sync videos to popular songs from his bedroom. Recently, Keenan made a video for Chelsea Lately of "Down On Me," which featured a cameo from 50 Cent himself. Watch inside.

On Fox & Friends, Bret Michaels reports he didn't bang Miley Cyrus' mom. He promises he was only hanging out with Miley, not her mom. He's not having an affair, he's just hanging a lot with a teenage girl.

Duke officials have canceled the school's tailgate parties after the underage sibling of a student was found passed out drunk in a Porta-Potty. Whether it's a fuck list, inappropriate invitations, or toilet drunks, Duke always keeps things classy. [Photo: Flickr]

South Dakota Congresswoman-elect Kristi Noem narrowly won the election season's "hottest race" — the one with two under-40 female candidates — last week. And now her drooling male colleagues in Washington may give her a spot in the leadership!

Besides the usual Reagan touting and jowl jiggling, Newt Gingrich was almost tolerable on this morning's GMA. Official Newt Opinion: Obama can, in fact, "pull a Clinton" and reemerge from midterm election mayhem.

Last night on Fallon, Scarlett Johansson was given a random song to play on a random instrument. Scarlett got "Coming Round the Mountain" and a trombone. Her trombone skills are horrific, but she sure makes it look good. Hot.

A Carnival Cruise ship stranded off the Mexican coast has been rescued by the Coast Guard.

Caitlin Burke, the greatest Wheel of Fortune player to spin the wheel, stopped by the Early Show to also address her so called shenanigans. Producers tried to stump the champ, but we say $53K in winnings should be proof enough.

A new report about our glorious post-racial American education system reveals that black males are doing absolutely horribly by nearly every measure. Oh, you knew that already? No, we mean worse than was already thought. Which is bad.

Barack Obama's trip to his ancient Muslim homeland of Indonesia is splashing all sorts of tender boyhood memories across the newspapers, like his gay male nanny who later became a transvestite volleyball player. Glenn Beck just came in his pants.