Today we issued a slightly less than enthusiastic assessment of Conan O'Brien's new show. It wasn't great? Most commenters disagreed, as commenters are wont to do. But one commenter agreed and took the point further.

Nancy Grace's Swift Justice recently featured a dog-kicking woman with a heavy accent. Swift Justice obviously know what sells, as we're immediately reminded of two viral clips that centered around a similar premise. Watch our mash-up to see the comparison!

Glenn Beck can always be counted on to take metaphors way too far. Today, in order to expose evil, liberal "puppet-master" George Soros, he puts on his own puppet show. Glenn Beck, the next great thespian of our times?

Sorry, but Alec Baldwin was only kidding when he said he'd run for a House seat if his congressman lost to a Republican.

Janet bonds with George Lopez over childhood memories, body image, and vegan Mexican food (apparently one of Michael's favorites). Janet talks about her new book which focuses on self esteem, which sends Lopez down a somewhat twisted memory lane.

The message of this baffling ad for the Washington Post iPad edition seems to be that technology is too difficult for newspaper journalists to master, who are generally old and confused and prone to yell strange things at one another.

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This weeks Big C was a lot to handle. Cathy, her dreamboat doctor and her crotchety old neighbor all decided to go for it in their own terrible ways. Plus we got a Liam Neeson cameo to boot.

In honor of Keith Olbermann's return to the air, enjoy this clip of Keith's first-ever network appearance—back when Keith's mustache was dark, the 49ers were good at football, and Pat Sajak ruled the airwaves. God, how we've fallen.

The Oscar-winning Milk screenwriter has paid a cool $1.455m for this 2,866 square-foot home that's "at the quiet end" of an otherwise busy LA street. There he can do whatever he wants, in private, like it should be.

Every two years, Tarragona, Spain celebrates the Casteller festival by building "human castles." Videographer Mike Randolph captured it on video. It's spectacular to see them form, and especially to watch them topple. Luckily no one gets hurt—too badly.

Who wants to help decorate Andrew Jenks' apartment? Last night's UStream, in which we watched him watching Jenks (yes, please, meta!), and Team Jenks talked to viewers, showed our beloved hero living in what one person called a "hovel".

First they helped get Stephen Colbert to rally in Washington. Now Reddit.com users are forming a political action committee to advocate net neutrality. Internet commenters may be birthing a sort of lefty Tea Party (God help us).

A few months ago, Tucker Carlson's pranky Daily Caller website purchased KeithOlbermann.com, and Carlson assumed the "keith@" email address. So one reporter who recently emailed that address for comment about Olbermann's MSNBC suspension has been getting some interesting, fake responses.

"Were you that much of a drunk?" And so opens Oprah's much anticipated interview with George W. Bush. Watch as the former president drudges up an anecdote from his ole "drunk as a skunk" days.

The Way We Live Now: reclaiming our world. The homeless are reclaiming the houses. The arbs are reclaiming the arbitrage. The consumers are reclaiming the debt. Everyone's "reclaiming" the gold, from greedy Mother Earth. Get yours, or stop whining!

Great ratings for Team Coco, terrible ratings for George W. Bush, Canada's version of Jersey Shore, Oprah will reunite all of our favorite 90s talk show hosts and — most importantly — what did you think of last night's Conan?

Madonna appeared on Ellen today to talk about bullying in the gay community. Madonna talks about her own youth where she felt alienated and was called a "weirdo." She then credits the gay community for helping her through her adolescence.

Here's a new trailer for Tron: Legacy, Disney's noise-and-light farquel (faraway sequel?) to their 1980s adventure about a hacker who gets stuck inside a computer system of his own making. A million years later, his son goes looking for him.

[America's hippest starlet, Amanda Seyfriend, explains why she would never wear a passé Snuggie to an underling on the set of "Now." Image via Bauer-Griffin]