Shiloh Pitt may be the weirdest four-year-old you've ever heard about. Also today: sad news for Sarah Jessica Parker, happy news for Carrie Prejean and another religious nut, a tale of Johnny Depp's opulence, and the requisite Lohan update.

Night three of Conan featured Jon Hamm revealing things we never knew before: He's skeptical of a middle-aged Superman, hopes Don Draper never has to wear 70s clothes, and has been badly injured on the Mad Men set — twice.

Part One: Set Injuries
Jon Hamm talked about his two injuries on set and the time that Elisabeth Moss made him fall to his knees, shrieking like a lady.

Wal-Mart—the hellish trinket-stuffed warehouse that is, in a horrifyingly literal sense, America's favorite destination—has instituted totally free online shipping, for the holidays. Try to resist now, hippies. This will change everything, for the worse.

Noted Italian film producer Dino De Laurentiis—who worked with Federico Fellini before making classics like Serpico, Death Wish, Three Days of the Condor, Blue Velvet, and Barbarella—died in Los Angeles today of undisclosed causes. He was 91.

For-profit universities have come under some pretty intense heat lately, with Strayer University and others being accused by the feds of selling worthless educations to desperate people. So how come the National Security Agency pays them to educate its workers?

Like a drill sergeant wearing down a soldier (or a poor schlep on Maury Povich), this man completely dresses down a 20-year-old kid who has been skating on his store front and destroying his bushes. Get off my lawn!

Her boyfriend uses her to lure in "clients" who lose all their money, but she's paid in clothes and jewelry. This married star had a raunchy romp with a musician. At least he didn't ask her for investment tips.

This guy is a legit creeper. Philip Greaves is the author of The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure, which was recently banned from Amazon after public outcry. Here are a couple of sound bytes with this creepy, creepy man.

Washington becomes the second state to ban caffeinated alcohol drinks, thereby solving all their problems.

What do Bethenny Frankel and Vince Neil have in common? They are both going to be on Skating With The Stars! Watch this promo for Tattoos and Tequila, on ice, with a shot of Sean Young on the side. Wow.

The Daily Beast- Newsweek merger talks collapsed last month, followed by mild trash talk on both sides. Well: now the merger discussions are reportedly back on. Again! Newsweek is destined to flounder forever! Just hire someone, anyone! Christ. [NYP]

Here's the Yemeni parcel bomb clarity you've been seeking: one of the two bombs intercepted by authorities was on a timer set to detonate as the plane flew over America's Eastern seaboard. But the bombers miscalculated.

Gordon Ramsay doesn't usually give too many second chances. However, if you've managed to mangle the same dish over six times and then screw up pasta so bad it gets compared to dirty underwear, you're pretty much a lost cause.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

In honor of yet another space shuttle failure, here's what Neil Armstrong thought of his NASA gear.

Russian newspaper Kommersant reports that the Foreign Intelligence Service has sent a hit squad after the double agent who sold out sexy spy Anna Chapman and nine others. "We know who he is and where he is," an official said.

Yesterday a demolition crew blew up a 275-foot tower at the old Mad River Power Plant in Springfield, Ohio to great fanfare. But there was one problem — it fell the wrong way and took out the area's electricity.

Cunning young criminal Colton Harris-Moore, the "Barefoot Bandit" who stole airplanes, boats and credit cards, was indicted by a federal grand jury in Seattle yesterday for "piloting an aircraft without a valid airman's certificate" and many other less fun-sounding crimes.

Ratings for Conan O'Brien's new TBS show dropped off by one-third from the premiere—to a still-very-respectable 2.8 million.

Signs have been installed in the restrooms of the new City Hall in Chandler, Arizona warning residents not to drink the water from the urinals and the toilets. So, if you are passing through Chandler, consider yourself warned!