When Conan realized that he was in Hollywood with a giant blimp at his disposal, he decided he should stalk Gary Busey with it. And why not? What other target would react in such a way?

The Real Housewives of Everycity, USA, are all putting out singles, so that means the Gay Housewives should have one too, right? Wrong! But what if it's about "Don't Ask, Don't Tell?" You can't hate it then, right? Double wrong!

[A stubbly Joe Jonas in LA with his gal pal, "Twilight" actress Ashley Greene. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

Help us understand this big scandal in India: journalists were caught "having inappropriate conversations with a corporate lobbyist and acting more like power brokers." Huh. In America we give journalists prime editorial columns for that! Thomas Friedman's stumped. [WaPo]

Tom Felton appeared on Lopez Tonight and shared with us his favorite Harry Potter innuendos...including a few Tweet-worthy pick-up lines. All to the soundtrack of shrill whooping of fans in the audience—who doesn't love a bad boy?

Old blue-blood Barbara Bush explained told CNN last night that she didn't hand her miscarried fetus jar to son George, as he wrote. That's not the New England way! Fetus-handling is the maid's duty: "Paula" handed George the jar, duh.

Reigning, five-time NASCAR Champion Jimmie Johnson lives his life a quarter mile at a time. Watch as he and Jimmy Fallon put the pedal to the metal in this big-wheel drift race. One Jim gets absolutely smoked, but which one?

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

The saga of Randy Wigginton is long and lively. He was employee number six at Apple. A distinguished engineer at PayPal and eBay. And now word out of Google is that he's been fired there for leaking a raise.

On GMA this morning, Charlie Sheen's g̶o̶o̶n̶ lawyer defended his client against h̶o̶o̶k̶e̶r̶ entertainer Capri Anderson's harassment and assault charges. So why is Charlie, what with his impeccable record and all, innocent?

In case you were worried about the ongoing recession, here, in a video about a woman who is already camping outside a Best Buy to be first for post-Thanksgiving sales opportunities, is proof that our economy is back on track.

Watch Clippers rookie sensation Blake Griffin hurt the feelings of the entire Knicks team, with one unreal dunk after another. Just to state the obvious, a basketball rim is 10' above the ground. It's easy to forget, with these highlights.

Medical marijuana now has a national trade organization. Just like every other corporate special interest! Ah, how far we've come. In honor of this dubious step towards the mainstream, allow us to suggest some useful talking points.

Just how fast is a high speed train? Watch as video artist Graeme Taylor captures a speeding train through a station using a high speed camera, and the effect is mesmerizing.

Nowadays everyone's riding the Twitter tide—even Grandma! Gather around children and listen to what Nana has to say about Kanye West's tweets.

Looks like both stars need better beards. This TV couple broke up over his bad behavior and this young actress is being written off her show. Maybe she can get a role playing a gay guy's wife?

Towards the end of a depressing Kanye West/John Legend number on Kanye's new album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Chris Rock comes out of nowhere and hilariously thanks a young woman using NSFW language for rocking his world. Yay, surprises!

Good news, slack-jawed internet sheeple: researchers now believe that no matter how many unskippable 30-second advertisements they lard onto online videos, you'll continue to watch them, like the passive, yielding consumers you are. Your cat video addiction knows no bounds.

Gwyneth Paltrow appeared on Chelsea Handler's Big Interview Special last night to discuss Country Strong, a film in which she plays a boozing, pill popping former celeb. Who you gonna call? All at once now: ROBERT DOWNEY JR!

It's true. We know where and when the amazing ceremony will be. Will you be invited?? Sit by your mailbox and wait! Also today: Miley Cyrus dares to be a teenager, Sandra Bullock is accosted, and Bristol Palin news.