Simple-minded Alaskan nature guide Sarah Palin told unbiased journalist Sean Hannity that she won't bother speaking to biased interviewers like Katie Couric, whose biased questions about what newspapers Palin reads are biased. After all, Sarah Palin is a journalist.

When you have a ride this nice, you definitely want to go slow for all the haters to see. This kitten looks clueless, bewildered about how he got on top of a turtle.

How did Gawker.TV do this week? We're up to 6,712 Twitter followers (up 3.28%), 1,904 Tumblr followers (up .15%) and 9,537 Facebook fans (up 7.17%)! For this week's hot topics and our favorite comments, click through!

The Newspaper Guild, the union that represents New York Times newsroom employees, has been struck with a stiff fee for using meeting rooms in the NYT's own headquarters! A corporate snub? The tactics are getting dirty. Fortunately, this gives you an opportunity to read this pleasing two-sentence combo: "The easy-to-find hall is on the second floor on the 40th Streetside of the terminal, next to Drago's Shoe Repair. (Use the Port Authority entrance near the Ralph Kramden statue.)" Full email to members about the scandalous dirty dealing, below!

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

With the Bedbug Apocalypse upon us, inspectors from the NYC housing authority want to buy bedbug-sniffing dogs, according to the Daily News: "It's something we've been looking at as we've seen the violations increase." Too bad they don't really work!

Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married at Westminster Abbey on Friday, April 29.

[A live turkey stands on a wax Barack Obama's desk at Madame Tussauds in London today ahead of the annual pardoning on Thanksgiving. Image via AP]

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez™ has tightened his totalitarian grip on the country by banning the reproduction of his "name, image or figure" for murals and other propaganda without express permission from the government. The revolution will not be illegally reproduced.

The head of Iran's High Council for Human Rights told state-run Press TV that Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, the woman sentenced to death by stoning for adultery, could avoid execution: "There is a good chance that her life could be saved."

If you have ever wondered to yourself, "Why do movies exist?" well, here is your answer: To provide a medium for Nicolas Cage to completely, utterly lose his shit, as he does, over and over, in this clip.

According to new research, dogs' brains have grown larger at a faster rate than cats' brains, apparently because dogs live in large social groups. Does this mean that dogs are smarter than cats?

Hurrah! The rate of gonorrhea infection in the U.S. is at an all-time low.

One South Korean soldier is reportedly dead, and 13 injured after North Korea shot dozens of artillery shells at the South Korean island of Yeonpyeong. South Korean military is on high alert, while everyone else tries not to freak out.

After reading our post about Rachelle Friedman, the bride-to-be paralyzed from the neck down at her bachelorette party, Gawker commenter and designer jchen1 wanted to help. So he contacted Rachelle's aunt Laura and, with her assistance, built Rachelle a website.

First-year featured SNL cast member Jay Pharoah is best known for his impressions, if that hasn't been obvious to viewers already. Upon his arrival, many debated whether he would take the Obama impersonation mantle from Fred Armisen. Watch! Should he?

[The War on Christmas has begun again in earnest! Christian activist group Faith and Action staged a live nativity scene outside the U.S. Supreme Court, just to show that they could. Click through for more photos. Images via Getty.]

No one ate shit during the Skating with the Stars premiere tonight (even Mötley Crüe on Ice Vince Neil stayed upright). But let's meet judge Johnny Weir, two time Olympian and total Gaga-head. Weir's ode to "Poker Face," inside.

Did you hear about the secret talks between the Afghan government and the Taliban aimed at ending the War in Afghanistan? Well, it turns out the "senior commander" the Afghan government was meeting with... wasn't.

If you want to know what type of show VH1's My Big Friggin' Wedding (which shortens to Friggin' - their choice) is, get acquainted with this clip. Jersey Shore-esque? Yes. A tad more mature, but not by a long shot.