On GMA this morning, Charlie Sheen's g̶o̶o̶n̶ lawyer defended his client against h̶o̶o̶k̶e̶r̶ entertainer Capri Anderson's harassment and assault charges. So why is Charlie, what with his impeccable record and all, innocent?

Because this is just the shakedown of the best actor on the planet, okay? Case closed. [Skip to 2:58 for the sound bite.]

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