The Comedy Death-Ray Christmas Nativity Choir has recorded a version of "We Are The World" for charity. Participants include: Sarah Silverman, Kurt Russell, Thomas Lennon, Kevin Nealon, Weird Al, Doug Benson, Paul Scheer, and hey—is that Rich Sommer?

A storied but little-seen porno from Sylvester Stallone's past is back. Filmed in 1970, Italian Stallion recently resurfaced in an appropriately sleazy (if bizarrely straightforward) way: The pornographers who owned the film sold its rights for $412,000 on eBay.

Google is reportedly buying online discounter Groupon for $2.5 billion. It's about time; the two companies have been flirting on Twitter for months. Get a room, already!

It's the Monday after a holiday. Naturally, everybody is a bit off. Sort of like this Mitsubishi 3G Eclipse, which—after some freezing rain in Minnesota last week—tried (and failed) to park on a nearly flat driveway. Watch inside.

On GMA, Natalie Portman talked about her year-long training schedule in which she lost 20 pounds: five hours a day of dancing, swimming and toning. Interestingly, she was approached about Black Swan over 10 years ago.

The new Spider-Man show on Broadway cost $60 million to make. Expenses included a sophisticated stunt system normally used for cameras in football games - traveling at up to 50 mph - and paying U2 to write the score.

In 1998, White House senior adviser David Axelrod co-founded a charity aimed at curing epilepsy, which his daughter suffers from. It raised $800,000 last year from corporate and private donors. The White House won't say who they are.

An inside tipster tells us "all [New York Times] blogs have been down, meaning no internal access, for at least 90 minutes and counting." My god, it seems to be true! Save us, Nate Silver! Save us, David Pogue!

This week, The Soup checked in with Charlie Sheen and his hooker, the Sister Wives safari Honeymoon, Reichen's attempts at recording a song on The A List, All My Children's shadow penis, and Cher tells Regis he looks 100.

Here's a trailer for the new HBO spectacular Game of Thrones, a relatively magicless fantasy series based on the popular novels by George R.R. Martin. It concerns a world where seasons last for decades, and everyone's upset.

For well over a decade, Salon.com has tried to solve the puzzle of how to put out a daily online-only magazine featuring quality writing and journalism without losing money. They've failed. We have just one decent idea for their survival.

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nene and Sheree went through break ups, Phaedra got used to being a mother, and Kim bought Brielle a purity ring nicer than most wedding rings.

Michael Brea, a Brooklyn resident and former bit player on Ugly Betty, gave a crazy interview to the Daily News in which he says he stabbed his mother to death with a sword because she was possessed. What the heck?

[Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and the kids on the Parisian boat where Pax celebrated his seventh birthday. Updated caption by mrswillclark. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

George W. Bush is paying a visit to Facebook today. Perhaps he's rebranding as the Ashton Kutcher of ex-presidents?

Barack Obama has negotiated away one of his better bargaining chips — a two-year freeze on all civilian federal salaries — in exchange for... well, nothing. This will save $60 billion over the next decade, while Barack Obama remains despised.

It has almost been a year - to the day - that Tiger Woods crashed his SUV, beginning a year-long (and still continuing) tailspin. A major player emerging from that scandal is back. Rachel Uchitel, everybody!

Courtney Love is creating a show called Rock Chicks, which she pitched on this week's Running Russell Simmons. She also discussed her deceased husband's sister's "white trash" name, photographed her mullet, and sang Rock N Roll N*gger.

The latest test for new members of Congress and their cred back home is whether they'll sleep in their offices. How many of these dandies will host pajama parties in their taxpayer-funded suites, instead of simply renting property in Washington?

Live With Regis and Kelly kicked off their week-long Vegas vacation by inviting a comedian whose job is to make fun of Regis Philbin on a weekly basis. The Soup's Joel McHale was today's guest and he did not disappoint.