What do people do after they graduate from a prestigious writing program? They argue in this comments section.

Last night's episode of Dexter was seriously messed up. Like, make you listen to girls being raped, messed up. Today, we're going to go ahead and skip all that, and break down all of the action minus the rapey stuff.

Doomed Sen. Joe Lieberman, after briefly praising CNN in a Don Imus interview today, quickly added, "But of course, really, Fox Business is my favorite and Fox generally, anything Rupert Murdoch owns." Jesus, even Murdoch doesn't like everything he owns.

Our second annual Thanksgiving Horror Stories contest generated many more tales of woe than last year's edition. But out of the thousands of awful holidays, these are the worst—or are they the best—as well as this year's winner.

Congratulations to iliveinletters for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, The Simpsons take on Fox News for the second week in a row, Zach Galifianakis hypes Tim & Eric's Chrimbus special, and Joel McHale visits Regis Philbin's morning show only to make fun of the old man.

An early leaked version of the coroner's report on the mysterious shooting death of Hollywood publicist Ronni Chasen revealed that she was shot with at least one hollow point bullet. That's only one of today's conspiracy theory-inducing new crumbs.

Every day, girl. Love in the afternoon every day. Well, five days a week at least. Also today: Dr. Drew continues to be employed, the always welcome Angela Bassett lands a role, and Jim Belushi is doing just fine.

During an interview with Justin Timberlake, Billy Bush and Kit Hoover wanted to tell the singer how much they loved his song "Weiner in a Box." Timberlake found it quite funny that the hosts were so timid, so did we!

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Another day, another Italian prostitute telling stories about Silvio Berlusconi's sex life. The latest lass claims she earned €10,000 ($13,000) for two nights of "bunga-bunga" bliss, then explains exactly how she got into the Berlusconi orgy business.

The Kardashian ladies stopped by The View to promote their new book and voice their opinions on plastic surgery — Kim says she'd have work done, "for sure." Later, Khloe opened up about losing her virginity at age 14.

New Jersey owes the federal government $271 million (by Christmas Eve!) for killing the Hudson River rail tunnel.

Privacy is so last season. And Scottish designer Gerry Mckay has the perfect footwear to ring in an oversharey 2011: Adidas trainers touting social network affiliations.

This grown-up is probably still reeling from the epic beatdown he received in a dance-off with a very slick 8 year old. The definition of getting served.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton today strongly condemned the release of State Department cables by Wikileaks, saying that there "is nothing laudable about endangering innocent people, and there is nothing brave about sabotaging peaceful relations between nations."

In your merry Monday media column: Salon's staff memo on today's news, Virginia Heffernan's dream comes true, The Daily eschews Republicinsanity, WSJ. vs. T magazine, and David Carr feels the love.

After Buffalo Bills receiver Steve Johnson dropped a potential game-winning touchdown pass, he gave a remorseful teary-eyed press conference. ESPN analyst (and former NFL player) Tom Jackson recalls how he dealt with that problem; he slept with a football.

For about the last five years, numerous pundits have called for an independent presidential bid from NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg, perhaps with television's Joe Scarborough as a running mate. They would break through gridlock, somehow! Unfortunately, Bloomberg is terribly unpopular.

Here's a two-and-a-half minute video of a hot girl in a bikini at some sort of pool party. Oh, also: she appears to be on a couple of party drugs, and holds an impromptu dance party of one. Watch inside.