According to Kapersky Labs' monthly spam report, Russia became the number one source of spam emails in October for the first time ever, more than doubling its September output. The U.S. is #18 in the global p3nis enlargement industry. Yay!

Tough crowd. Charlie Murphy's stories are not going over well at Grambling State University. Watch him give an unreceptive crowd the middle finger by dropping the mic and leaving. He even leaves the check on the stage.

The picture at the center of Miley Cyrus' first nude picture scandal is very likely fake. It first emerged from the depths of the Internet message board 4chan, where horny sleuths created this elaborate diagram to prove its authenticity.

The House of Representatives voted 332 to 79 to censure Rep. Charlie Rangel on Thursday for violations of the body's ethics laws. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi read the censure on the floor of the House immediately following the vote.

For those who enjoyed SyFy's Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, get ready for this straight-to-DVD sequel (prequel? attendum?) to the series. Ah, so that's what Steve Urkel's been up to lately.

Sorry, Internet, that story about a guy ejaculating during a TSA pat-down is actually satire

[It was a winter wonderland in Germany today after the country and most of northern Europe were hit with heavy snow and freezing temperatures. Image via AP]

There is seemingly no limit to the World of Warcraft. The most recent video to come out of Azeroth is a lip dub of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire" watch the players scramble to become internet-famous.

Why is there a man levitating in the middle of a crate box column? We're not sure this wacky 40 second video will answer all your questions, but it will certainly amuse you!

Former New York Daily News gossip duo Rush & Molloy are suing MTV for stealing gossip peon Shallon Lester and putting her in an inane reality show. That silly idea was theirs first!

On a scale from zero to Oprah, Ellen's audience gave a reaction that was closer to normal. Then again they got Nooks while Oprah gave away iPads.

Interpol has issued an international arrest warrant for accused rapist and information liberator Julian Assange. But don't ask him what he looks like. That would require a Google search or something, and they're very busy.

Today we looked at crusty ol' Gramps McCain's unending support of Don't Ask Don't Tell, frustrating everyone who read it. One commenter decided to do a little psychological digging to get to the real heart of the three-time centenarian.

Not all celebs are totally narcissistic—check out these stars attempting to be socially responsible.

Who knew Justin Bieber had such a special hidden talent? Okay, probably all of the tweens with Bieber Fever, but we still have to give props to the kid. Solving a Rubik's Cube on live TV so quickly is impressive!

[Alexander Rodriguez, heir to the Bronx bombing fortune, looked like he was trying to place bids on something other than art work at Art Basel in Miami today. Image via Getty]

The Way We Live Now: taking emergency measures. We know some of you business types are doing well; you'll be happy to learn that we're taking emergency measures on your behalf anyhow. Unfortunately, the unfortunate will have to be jettisoned.

Martha Nelson is the new editorial director at Time Inc., the second-highest position in the company.

When last we left our Money Lovers, the cast was down to Punisher, Brittanya, Mindy, Hot Wings, Brooklyn, and 6-Gauge. After a well-timed Thanksgiving-Eve episode spent gorging and spewing, last night's finale made one lucky contestant $250,000 richer.