No One Seems to Be Able to Locate a Photo of This Assange Fellow
Interpol has issued an international arrest warrant for accused rapist and information liberator Julian Assange. But don't ask him what he looks like. That would require a Google search or something, and they're very busy.
Actually, it's not easy to come up with a photo of Assange, as photographer Max Vadukul found when he was assigned to shoot a portrait of him for a feature in the new issue of T Magazine. After making arrangements to meet in Malmö, Sweden, Assange stood him up and sent him trucking all over Malmö and Stockhlolm before Vadukul literally staked him out a speaking engagement in London to get one lousy snapshot. Dick.
And yes, Julian Assange will be featured in the New York Times' fashion and style magazine, so maybe you'll finally find out where he gets his shades.