Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: When the Stars Shed Their Light on Normal People

Not all celebs are totally narcissistic—check out these stars attempting to be socially responsible.
Damn you, F/X! For airing Tropic Thunder without the Full Retard scene, and alot of other R-rated stuff.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Ben Stiller—Champion of freedom of speech and representing retards in mainstream media.
@ladygaga is still dead. Text GAGA to 90999 and donate $10 to help children fighting HIV/AIDS. http://buylife.orgless than a minute ago via web

I guess she didn't get enough texts yesterday to bring her back to life...but wait— isn't this about the sick children and not about pop stars?
I'm sooo buying land on that little island by North Korea! Hello, bargain!less than a minute ago via HootSuite

And then what...cultural liberation?
"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

I think this is some kind of Hannukah shout out—in which case, hooray for cultural diplomacy.
Just did some garden work at my wife's behest. In December. Who at the Pentagon do I contact about receiving my medal?less than a minute ago via WitStream

Michael Ian Black
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It doesn't work that way Michael. They will contact you, so keep planting like a Good Samaritan.
