Mark Zuckerberg will be unveiling a redesigned Facebook profile page on 60 minutes tonight. Here's a screencap from the episode's preview so you can get a head start on complaining about it. Hm, the poke button moved a little!

[Extras from a Cuban zombie film, "Juan de los Muertos," or "Juan of the Dead," take a lunch break while filming on Havana's Malecón today. Image via AP]

This is one smart pooch!

Jesus is coming back soon (May 21, 2011, guys!) but you can still buy cheap jewelry. It's the Second Coming Sale and everything is half-off! Judgment Day is upon us so it might be the last chance you get.

What the hell are our tweens doing on their little computer phones and Facebooks? Surely they aren't simply changing their avatars to cartoon characters all day. They're being bullied, and bullying. Luckily it's easy to see everything they do online.

Richard "Rhino" Winant, a bounty hunter from New Jersey, was arrested for shooting at a coke dealer with an illegal handgun last week in Lakewood, after the dealer tried to run Rhino over with his car. Vigilantism at its finest!

Appearing on Fox News Sunday, political opportunist Newt Gingrich once again teased the American public with his seasonal talk of running for president, saying he's "much more inclined to run than not run," and that he might decide in February.

As if it wasn't cold enough outside already, this movie will really give you the chills! Two American tourists get lost in Germany during a road-trip and come across a deranged surgeon who is determined to create the "human centipede."

The sex scenes in Rowan Somerville's The Shape of Her are so excruciating that he was awarded the Literary Review's annual Bad Sex in Fiction prize. But you have to feel for him after reading his account of "winning".

Someone in the Brooklyn Federal Courthouse (or NYPD) has a thing for used boxer shorts.

The NBA is a league of freaks. Genetic mutants with unparalleled skill and athleticism, running, jumping, shooting and passing at remarkable skill levels. Here are your favorite players of today doing what you wish you could at ridiculously early ages.

Draft dodger Ted Nugent made a YouTube video/commercial praising the heroic hunting featured in Sarah Palin's Alaska: "It's really so simple, it's stupid." Watch The Nuge wax poetic about science, natural selection, America's real Patriots, and some other nonsensical bullshit.

Susan Sarandon and her (rumored) boyfriend hit volleys in Miami. Who's planning Kate and Will's wedding? Courtney Love gets priced out. Sunday Gossip roundup is a three bedroom walkup of titillating celebrity tidbits.

The small Nevada towns near the 'Burning Man' festival site are effectively jobless and broke after USG Corp., which owns a gypsum mine and produces wallboard, announced the closure of its local operations. What will happen to the drug festival?

Coldplay has released an original Christmas tune titled, "Christmas Lights." The video brings all that you've come to expect from a Coldplay, including Elvises playing violins and fireworks.

Iran today announced the first domestic production of uranium yellowcake, which is then made into uranium hexafluoride for enrichment. Iran's nuke boss said they will now "go to the [Geneva] negotiations with strength and power." This should go over well.

You know how TMZ's TV show basically features Harvey Levin prancing around with a straw in his mouth as his intelligence-challenged underlings tell him about the day's hot gossip? Tonight, SNL took WikiLeaks and applied the same method. Watch inside.

Across the country and the world, Baron Vaughn has noticed one commonality that is universally undeniable, newscaster voices. Watch as he breaks down the vocal bond that ties us all together.

If you're one of the thousands of Americans who uses the Weight Watchers system to turn meals into joyless games of caloric Tetris, you probably noticed the rules have changed. No longer is an apple worth 2 points. Everything's weird!

New Jersey's medical marijuana law may go into effect as early as this spring