Still looking for that perfect Christmas gift? Stop looking, because I just found it for you: A pair of underwear that supposedly belonged to Queen Elizabeth is being auctioned off. It should go for "around $9,000." [TMZ]

Tonight's episode of American was a real treat for law abiding citizens and dogs. If you happen to be a law abiding dog with citizenship...well then get on TV like the dogs in this top 10 list!

[Talk show host Oprah Winfrey and musician Paul McCartney, both Kennedy Center honorees, at the Honors Gala in Washington. That's Oprah's boyfriend Stedman and Trade Representative Ron Kirk in the back. Photo via AP.]

The season finale of The Walking Dead found the CDC survivors faced with something more horrible than the undead. The survivors stared down the bleak prospect of life during an extinction event. Plus, about twelve zombies.

A 25-year-old parliamentary aide was arrested by British authorities on Thursday, and currently faces deportation. For spying! Yes, only a few months after it was cool to have a sexy Russian sleeper agent, the U.K. finally gets their own.

Who is the biggest mo among the Washington, D.C. diplomatic corps? I mean, sorry, who has the biggest mo? To find out, just read this New York Times article, "The Biggest 'Mo' on Embassy Row." No, no, "mo" means mustache.

Don't worry, millionaires! Thanks to our broken government, you will likely get those insane and irresponsible tax cuts extended.

A German woman swimming in the ocean at Sharm el-Sheikh in Egypt was killed by (probably) an oceanic whitetip shark on Sunday. But it's just an isolated incident! If you don't count the three other attacks since Tuesday.

After toddlers were devastated by the news that Katy Perry and her ample bosom wouldn't air as part of Sesame Street, The Simpsons thankfully jumped in with a muppet bailout. Check out the corny, christmasey goodness inside.

Tonight, 60 Minutes aired its Mark Zuckerberg profile. Also featured: the Winklevii, aka twins Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, who sued Zuckerberg for "stealing" their idea. And once again, Zuckerberg came out on top with a smart, sassy dis. Watch inside.

Comedian Margaret Cho and teen mother Bristol Palin were on Dancing With the Stars together. Last week, Cho claimed that Sarah Palin forced Bristol to participate. So Bristol hit Facebook (as Palins do) with a rebuttal. And a lesbian joke.

Jeff Explains that because all his Mom does all day is hangout with her cats, her stories are horrible. Maybe if he did more stuff with his Mom, she'd have better stories?

Apparently, two things happen when you get old: you accumulate tons of stuff, and you don't want to throw it away. Such is the case for Andy Rooney, who discussed the issue—and name-dropped a lot—on tonight's 60 Minutes.

Tumblr has been down for about two hours. Read the shattered tweets of Tumblr users here.

[Keanu Reeves at the Marrakech International Film Festival. Image via Splash.]

When the FBI sent an informant into a California mosque to surveil terror suspects, the plan backfired hilariously. Muslims were so alarmed by his talk of violent Jihad that they reported him to the FBI.

The constitutional challenge to California's Proposition 8 ban on same-sex marriage begins tomorrow, in Perry v. Schwarzenegger, and cameras will be allowed in the courtroom for the first time. The proceedings are scheduled to last an hour. [NBC]

Reality star Sarah Palin and former governor of Alaska Kate Gosselin will be co-starring on Sarah Palin's Alaska next week. This may be the point at which Palin just gives up, gets a funny nickname and goes full-bore reality TV.

If you wished Justin Bieber would sing about something more important than love and you like pwning n00bs, the internet has got you covered. HuskyStarcraft and KurtHugoSchneider bring you this heartwarming song about StarCraft, heartbreak and banelings.

Being snowed in for eight days inside a fully-stocked pub doesn't sound so bad.