Even as Wikileaks battles for its digital existence and Interpol closes in on Julian Assange, the cables keep flowing. This week brought details about Berlusconi and Putin's bromance and China's Googling habits, plus tantalizing hints of extraterrestrials. Diplomatic gossip roundup!

In a moment of genius, someone took a strip of music and twisted it into a Möbius strip, allowing both sides of the music strip to be played for eternity. Math and music really do go hand in hand.

Former White House fixture Helen Thomas said things that made people angry again.

It's hard to tell what this commercial is for - or that it's a commercial at all. Batelco, a telephone company in Bahrain (a country in the Persian Gulf) thought it'd be cool to watch objects transform and stuff.

Looking to check out of society? Now's your chance: "Unabomber" Ted Kaczynski's 1.4 acre Montana hideaway is for sale, and it looks gorgeous! The broker offers a huge selling point, too — "A lot of history goes with this location."

Who likes games? Great! Well step right up and test your popular television show knowledge but trying to figure out the names of these shows.

Two actors have broken ankles and feet during rehearsals for the absurdly malfunctioning Spider-Man musical. Now another actress suffered a concussion from a falling rope. Anyone who plans on seeing a preview of the show should bring first-aid kits.

Do you like your Adam Sandler movies serious? We're not talking about Punch Drunk Love or Funny People— we're talking about one of Sander's great comedies, Billy Madison, edited to the Inception soundtrack. Enjoy!

Besides scaring the shit out of people, America's favorite medical fearmonger, Dr. Mehmet Oz, is also apparently a bad neighbor. He planted 46-foot cedar trees to hide his pool from paparazzi, but ruined his neighbor's property value in the process.

For some reason, Vogue editor Anna Wintour will be contributing a verse to Diddy's forthcoming album, "Last Train to Paris." This sounds like the worst fashionista-rapper collaboration since Vera Wang let Ghostface Killah design her fall 2004 line.

Yeah, we're all mad we didn't think of this first. But you should watch this video of a woman dressed in Carrie's signature tutu, running around the East Village doing parkour because it's both funny and a pun!

Minnesota couple Pete and Alisha Arnold put their abortion up to an Internet vote on Birthornot.com. The results are in: 78% of respondents think the couple should abort! But Pete says most of those 1.5 million votes are fake.

[French President Nicolas Sarkozy and super hot wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy share a laugh (probably at the President's expense) during a state visit to India today. Image via Getty]

This segment was "the funnest time i evr had on a talk show" according to Louis C.K.'s twitter. It's basically new material showcased for the 5.5 million viewers Leno gets every night. This does not disappoint! Watch inside.

Senate Republicans did what they do best today — they hooked up rich people.

The new 'Video Girl' Barbie comes with a video camera embedded in her necklace. The FBI just issued an alert that Video Girl could be "a possible child pornography production method." If you see a 34-year-old man buying this, beware.

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Just in time for Hanukkah, the video that's been burning up the interwebs: a capella group The Maccabeats sing about flipping latkes in the air to the tune of Taio Cruz's "Dynamite."

Cell phones are a hot commodity in America's prisons these days. Even Charles Manson was caught with one under his mattress in California's Corcoran State Prison. He's been texting people and even sang a song on one friend's voicemail. Listen!

Britney Spears (or her imposter) might be a big stoner. Halle Berry's boyfriend gets in trouble with the law. Charlie Sheen tracks down his hooker-snatched watch. Saturday Gossip Roundup is backing over paparazzis like it's Grand Theft Auto IV.