Jesus Is Coming — So Buy A Gold Watch, Half Off! 1.27K Kate Shapiro 12/05/10 02:45PM Filed to: Wtf Wtf Jesus TV Video Jesus is coming back soon (May 21, 2011, guys!) but you can still buy cheap jewelry. It's the Second Coming Sale and everything is half-off! Judgment Day is upon us so it might be the last chance you get.[Buzzfeed]