William McGowan's new book, Gray Lady Down, is a right-wing work of media criticism directed against New York Times. The New York Times Book Review will not be reviewing it. But why not? Ah, there is a juicy controversy there!

Bill Cosby was on the Tonight Show last night and to commemorate the occasion he, inexplicably, played a piano solo with the Leno's band. Watch as Bill Cosby rambles nonsensically and then spastically hits random piano keys.

Ahhh sweet resolution! Well, almost resolution. The half-season arc of Whatever Happened to Baby Serena is finally drawing to a close, and last night some answers were finally dragged kicking and screaming into the light.

President Obama's lip has quickly healed from his terrible basketball injury, which required 12 stitches to repair. His lips are once again both supple and divine, so you can stop worrying. Phew! Click to see an extreme close-up, perverts.

James Franco and his mustache appeared on Live with Regis and Kelly this morning. Regis ventured into dangerous territory when he suggested James trim his mustache. James also promised to sing at the Oscars. James Franco can do no wrong.

Want to turn your place into the Enterprise? Start by converting your doorways into pneumatic pocket doors like this guy. Now if only he could work in a motion sensor.

On the No Reservations Holiday special, Anthony Bourdain introduced us to the man he gets his meat from—and cut to a gratuitous 3-minute long clip of animal parts and raw meat everywhere. Yum! Featuring special guest Marky Ramone!?

A federal judge has tossed a lawsuit over the government's targeting of American imam Anwar al-Awlaki for assassination because al-Awlaki's father, and not al-Awlaki himself, filed the suit. Courthouse is open 8 to 5, Anwar, so come on down!

The Vice Guide To Everything premiered last night on MTV, documenting absurd cultural niches everywhere from Detroit to Yemen. Watch the Arirang Games in North Korea—150,000 kids performing a freaked out pantomime for a select few.

When a stiff breeze swept through the New England Patriots owner's box last night, Donald Trump's long-suffering hair saw its chance: With the wind as its cover, it would stage an escape.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Doddering cottonhead Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen has already stated that he doesn't know what "Wikileaks" is. Today, he adds: can't we just go back to the days when Richard Cohen could caress the testicles of the powerful, in peace?

One minute and fourteen seconds of Donald Trump's hair blowing in the wind.

The most eloquent screenwriters often pen the most eloquent dialogue. Check out this compilation video of the best "blah, blah, blahs" from Walken to Kirk. It'll brighten up your "blah" day.

Well, it's that most wonderful time of the year again. No, not Christmas, the war against which we are fully waging. We mean Oscar season! Some early awards have been given out, so it's time to start the prediction game.

Today on The View, Babara showed a clip from her upcoming Most Fascinating People special in which she sits down with Todd and Sarah Palin. The topic of choice? The Tea Party's support for Bristol on Dancing With the Stars.

Even as marketers try to entice you to buy your loved one that diamond Lexus, they already know that Christmas spending this year will be a disappointment. The lone bright spot for America's forlorn retailers: jeggings.

In case you didn't know, the Patriots beat the Jets last night. The Morning Joe gang covered the game , but spent a little too much time covering Tom Brady's post-game look. Start throwing in your bets for Brady's grooming time.

After turning himself in to British authorities this morning, Julian Assange was denied bail. He will remain jailed in London until his extradition to face charges in Sweden is worked out.

Kanye West's giant penis did not put a baby in Kim. Kelsey Grammer will marry his mistress. Lil' Wayne's daughter gets diamonds for turning twelve. Demi Lovato hasn't apologized for punching her back-up dancer. Tuesday gossip is momentous.