Did Salma Hayek just solve the polarized war over immigration? By admitting that she, too, was once an undocumented worker, Salma clearly enunciated the vital role of immigrant workers who happen to have sexy breasts.

Today at Gawker.TV, Highlights from James Franco's Inside The Actors Studio, Johnny Depp blows the whistle on Al Pacino's joke-telling abilities, Michael C. Hall sings a creepy Christmas carol, and a sneak preview of Holly's return to The Office.

Congratulations to intrepid spaniel Stigg for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

MTV will have a live show in Times Square on New Year's Eve that will feature Snooki dropping in a ball to mark the advent of 2011. We always figured Snooki would drop the ball, but never like this.

If you've ever thought, "The only thing missing from sushi is an exorbitant level of calories and fat," then it's your lucky day. Here, a guy takes all of your fast food favorites and gives them an unhealthy Japanese twist.

Apparently, Dan Aykroyd, writer of Ghostbusters, actually believes in ghosts, and he is even a consultant for the Mutual UFO Network. The audience is clearly unsure of whether or not to take him seriously, and they giggle throughout the interview.

It's true! Tom Hardy and, surprisingly, Shia LaBeouf. Also today: the USA Network ventures into strange new territory, Zac Efron is going to be such a badass, as is Will Smith, again.

Saturday Night Live is in for a treat this week—Paul Rudd has hosting duties! The last time he hosted led to some memorable sketches, and if we can judge by these promos, it'll definitely be worth tuning in.

Glee's Christmas episode should have been worse than seeing your fat Aunt Fanny in her holiday sweater with reindeer on it. Yet it turned out to be a bright, shining gift under our tree. Praise the Baby Jesus.

In your frosty Wednesday media column: Vice magazine's editor leaves, Seth Meyers to host the WHCA, Laura Ling gets a new job, Time Inc. gives stability for Christmas, Kathleen Parker's not going anywhere, and Andrew Ross Sorkin!

This morning on Rachael Ray, Julie Bowen was the latest celebrity to play Heads on Sticks. Watch as Bowen dishes on her Modern Family cast-mates in the game taking daytime tv by storm, now complete with ominous music.

Last night on Running Wilde, Emmy takes the plunge into Steve Wilde's A-list lifestyle. Anna Gasteyer guest stars as a not-so-believable Anna Wintour character as we get to see what Steve and Fahaad's idea of nightlife is like.

The Senate convicted a federal judge on four articles of impeachment today, only the eighth such removal in history.

Harry Reid may attempt to push a repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell onto the Senate floor today, a move that few expect to result in an end to the ban on openly gay servicemembers in the military.

Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills is taking credit for finally getting the Beatles on Apple's iTunes: "I organized it all with Steve Jobs." Sounds unlikely, but maybe it takes a notorious ex to stare down a notorious negotiator like Jobs.

Last week, Heng Song was tending to a client in his Anchorage, Alaska barber shop when a Jeep suddenly made its way through the front door. But that didn't stop Song—mere seconds later, he went back to clipping!

As a part of the New York Times' collection "Fourteen Actors Acting," James Franco takes to a mirror and gets down with his bad self. We can honestly say it's done in the classiest way possible, though! Ladies: You're welcome.

In a welcome break from their distasteful jingle, Ken Jeong battles against under-indulgers in this new ad for Pepto Bismol. We'd let him makeover our holiday party any time—especially if he brings his dancing shoes!

Helen Mirren was extra flirty with Jay Leno last night. She showed off her secret weapon, stripper shoes. She also plants a big one on Leno who keeps things classy by making jokes about having a boner.

House Republicans have released their schedule for next year's session: One week off for every two weeks on. Think of all the full weeks you'll be able to spend with your congressmen now!