Our favorite celebrities talk paper clips, shoes, bras, computers, and one of them really likes Facebook.

Multi-billion dollar fashion conglomerate Jones Apparel Group has a serious sicko on staff. Apparently someone keeps leaving used tampons in the office hallway and it's become such a problem that a top exec is sending out company-wide emails about it.

[Human product placement Kim Kardashian contorts herself into the most commercially viable position at the debut of her new watch line. Images via Getty.]

The clip of James Franco kissing himself from the NY Times series "Fourteen Actors Acting" is just the start; the whole thing couldn't be more pretentious. Now, for your entertainment, the most ridiculous moments from the set.

Nefarious Londoner Amir Ali used a petrol bomb to destroy a pub, then turned around and ran face-first into a lamppost. Here's security camera footage of the violent criminal looking like a total dum-dum.

The Way We Live Now: explaining things very slowly. Over the past few days, we've heard lots of chatter from the chattering class over our new American tax structure. Is it "fair?" We'll break this down as simply as possible.

Star Wars mastermind George Lucas has purchased a property far, far away from his Bay Area compound. Well, not that far. It's near Santa Barbara. He paid a way-lower-than-listed $19.5 million for this oceanfront two-building property. Holy nerf-herders, that view!

Our happy Hamptons times have ended, and what is our takeaway? That if you're a Bis.Co. barista looking for her big break, upskirt it up. And that being bitchy about having to model (oh, sigh!) is not a good look.

Moments after Wikileaks supporters gave an attack order, credit card network Visa just saw its website taken offline. Mastercard.com, meanwhile, also remains down.

The Weinstein Company recently appealed the NC-17 rating given to its Oscar-bait film Blue Valentine, assigned because Ryan Gosling goes down on Michelle Williams in one scene, and they've won! The film will be R-rated now, no cuts necessary.

Today on Ellen, Katy Perry admitted that she's in the process of changing her last name to Brand. She also responded to Helen Mirren's publicized crush on Russell saying "she needs to step off my man" and talked about cats.

Snooki will drop from a ball in Times Square, James Franco will return to General Hospital, Fox refuses to order new episodes of Lie To Me, and Seth Myers will host the White House Correspondent's Dinner.

Legendary soul singer Aretha Franklin, who underwent surgery last week, has pancreatic cancer, according to family members.

Even Carl Cameron and Bill O'Reilly laugh, before telling him to STFU. But we're pretty sure the audience would agree with Rosen.

A "law enforcement source" tells the LA Times the gun of a man who committed suicide does appear to be the one that killed publicist Ronni Chasen. (Which is the opposite of what they said earlier.) Press conference later today.

For your Wednesday edition of, "BAWWWWW!" we've got not an animal video, but one featuring a real live human—two, in fact: a father who "steals" his son's nose, and the little boy, who adorably—and repeatedly—asks for it back.

It's no surprise that Jimmy's parents never got him what he wanted on Christmas, but this is just cruel! Watch inside to learn what not to do to your kids during Christmas.

TONIGHT: We've got new episodes of The Sing-off, Human Target, The Middle, Survivor: Nicaragua, Better with You, Hell's Kitchen, Modern Family, Criminal Minds, MythBusters with President Obama, Top Chef: All-Stars, The Defenders, Psych, and more!

Discount drugs! Energy drinks! Capitol Hill junk food! Cancer moneymakers! Meditation depression! Food allergies! Youth sports fat! Baby thumb fat! Soldier fat! It's your Wednesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—dipped in Icy Hot, furiously skipping rope!

Technically, an Australian animator made this mind-bending clip to demo the rendering of animal fur, but it doubles as an Electric Feline Acid Test. Or maybe it's a prayer designed to summon some omnipotent, spinster-like deity?