Colbert reassures us that the extension of Bush tax cuts is exactly the kind of sameness that America needs. Make sure to watch until the end to see a funny moment when one of his jokes doesn't go as planned.

[Jude Law and Sienna Miller attend a charity carol event at St. Paul's Church in Knightsbridge. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

While discussing the impossibly small sizes of designer clothing on The View, Joy breaks out a tune about boobs, with Whoopi gleefully joining in. Predictably, Barbara and Elisabeth are mortified. Video inside.

Bravo aired its much-anticipated James Franco interview last night and James Lipton hit all of the important topics. We learned a lot, including his favorite word (scotch) and that "Sometimes, like, rabbits turn me on. I don't know why."

Gregg Birnbaum was the well-liked political editor of the New York Post, a 17-year veteran of the paper. Until yesterday, when he left abruptly. The reason, we hear: he got sick of NYP chief Col Allan's obnoxious behavior.

A period piece about power and illicit love, Showtimes' new series the Borgias seems a lot like the recently-departed the Tudors and also HBO's Rome. Starring Jeremy Irons as a new power-hungry pope, it's got lots of sex and death.

Barbara Walters gave a preview of her interview with Oprah Winfrey today, and was kind enough to give us the moment we've all been waiting for: A direct discussion of Oprah's gay-seeming relationship with Gayle King. It made her cry.

A feces-throwing monk is "New York's crudest Buddhist."

Once you get over being impressed by how well Michael C. Hall can sing, you'll feel slightly unsettled by the Dexter version of the song—which ends in "Santa Claus will kill you if you're bad."

The straight male porn star who tested positive for HIV earlier this year has gone public and is now saying porn should have mandatory condom use and that doing gay scenes is what gave him the virus that causes AIDS.

As most of us already knew, Holly will make her return Dunder Mifflin around Christmastime. Well, that episode airs on Thursday and a clip from this week's The Office is behind the jump. Happy, long-awaited spoilers ahead!

Silly ex-Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell has noted the three tragedies America suffered yesterday: "Pearl Harbor, Elizabeth Edwards's passing and Barack Obama's announcement of extending the tax cuts, which is good, but also extending the unemployment benefits." All equally terrible.

Combining both water glasses and multiple cameras, YouTube user Sp0ntanius re-creates the soothing sounds of Zelda.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

An original, three-foot-tall edition of J.J. Audubon's Birds of America, complete with gorgeous illustrations, sold at Sotheby's London recently for $10M, a record. Upon hearing that Birds of America sold for $10M, Lorrie Moore got really excited for a second.

Cancer-stricken Michael Douglas simultaneously "feel[s] stronger every day" and "prepares to die!" on the newsstand this week. More evidence that magazine covers contain the most lies? [Image via Reddit]

Last night, Handler showed us exactly what her "flock of morons" will do to you if you're caught canoodling with her main man, 50 Cent, behind her back. Dramatic re-enactment inside.

Johnny Depp stopped by the Late Show last night to promote his new movie, The Tourist, which comes out Friday. He talked about Marlon Brando, Al Pacino's joke-telling abilities (he's apparently not so good), and …babysitting Angelina Jolie's dog? Yes.

In an embarrassing effort to be "political" or something, Khloe Kardashian went on George Lopez Tonight (great political forum) and said of the TSA screening process: "They basically are just raping you in public." No, Khloe. No they are not.

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