French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld has long been rumored to be the one who would replace Anna Wintour, whenever the day came. Looks like that won't happen: Roitfeld just announced she's quitting her job.

Actor Jon Bernthal plays Shane on AMC's The Walking Dead. He left his partner to die in a zombie-filled hospital and banged the guy's wife. What's he got to say for himself?

To entice donors to join a bone marrow registry, a company sent out "flirtatious models...who, for reasons that remain unclear, sometimes also wore electric-blue wigs." Then when dudes sign up, their insurance is billed $4,300. Now that's strategic. [NYT]

In this amusing trailer for the unseen 7th Star Wars film, Luke is discovered by model scouts on Tatooine and becomes an instant star on the intergalactic model scene. May the fierce be with you.

Now, instead of hiring them, he just chats with them online. This actress loves busting up celebrity couples, and this actor is in rehab. Now that he's sober there probably won't be any more blind items about him. Boring!

Are you looking forward to experiencing strong feelings of rage, or possibly schadenfreude, as you learn how much money Wall Street bankers made this bonus season? Sorry; Morgan Stanley's CEO will keep it all quiet, using nothing but frightening threats.

There will be no hate crime charges in last week's alleged "camel jockey" subway attack.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

[A husky puppy gets chauffeured around the snowy streets of Bucharest, Romania, today in a baby carriage. Also: It's Friday! Image via AP]

Moody's, the global credit rating scam agency, dropped Ireland's government bond rating five notches today from "Aa2" to "Baa1," which isn't good (at all)! Greece and Spain could soon feel the Moody's hammer, too. Sucks to be them!

Just in time for Christmas, Boca Raton's Town Center Mall today will unveil a new gold ATM machine! It's a great idea because "gold has a place in everyone's portfolio," according to a Florida gold trader. Gold To Go!

The GOP's rising star, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, was the driving force behind the construction of sand berms to curb the Gulf oil spill. They were considered environmentally unsound, and a presidential commission has found that they didn't even work.

Over the last four years, 30,000 people have died in Mexico's drug war. Damn.

A lot happened in Washington, D.C. on Thursday night! In the House, representatives passed President Obama's huge tax package, while in the Senate, Republicans embarrassed Democrats, again. Let's take a look at the fortunate and the unfortunate:

The coffin that once held JFK's assassin Lee Harvey Oswald—or did it?—sold at auction for $87,469.

A remote-controlled drone owned and operated by the government of Mexico crashed "in someone's backyard" near El Paso last week. What was it doing there?

Isaiah Mustafa (aka the "Old Spice Guy"), the naturally selected host of tonight's TBS event, was exactly how we imagined him: awesome. So check out this recap of 2010's best commercials, as it'll surely be a hot topic come tomorrow!

As repayment for unemployment benefits he collected in 1964, retiree Dennis Ferguson is helping California close its "massive" deficit with a check made out to the state for $10,000. Just 2.5 million more old guys and they're all set!

Tonight, Larry King hosted Larry King Live for the last time (video highlights here). And on the Late Show, David Letterman gave King a tribute of his own, with some biting jokes and a hilarious mistakes montage! Watch inside.

The red team wins. Husband and wife (Brad and Tori), Dunbar, and Tyler. Laurel cries, karma restored. Abram and Cara Maria are still together. A video update from injured host TJ Lavin. Plus, Paula's boobs being squeezed together! All inside.