Ex-White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel is still trying to prove that he maintained Chicago residency during his two yers in Washington, so he can become Chicago's next mayor. And that's why he's giving tours of his basement crawlspace.

Rarely does a Real Housewives come with a building, terrible tension the way this one did. We knew everything was eventually going to teeter over into catastrophe, but not being sure just which moment would spark the fire, we waited...

Chloe Sevigny did Playboy's 20 Questions, and obviously Playboy saw fit to ask her about blowing Vincent Gallo in The Brown Bunny. She'll "probably have to go to therapy at some point." Also: A stirring defense of "It girls."

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia finished it's season with a spectacular Christmas episode. Following in the footsteps of Community, the gang gets stop-motion animated while Frank tells a story from his hospital bed, where the gang visited their "dead" friend.

Cathouse, HBO's reality show about Nevada's legal Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel, is back and it's more than just giggles and fake tits. The sex is fun, but that's not why this is one of the greatest reality shows on television.

Three young men aged 15, 17, and 27 were hanging out at their usual spot, a railroad overpass in Commerce, California. They heard a train coming, so they moved to the opposite tracks. They didn't hear the other train coming.

Last month, porn company West Coast Productions sued 9,729 anonymous BitTorrent users who illegally downloaded the film Teen Anal Nightmare 2. Luckily a judge just threw out the lawsuit. We're—er, these people must be so relieved.

The Strangers With Candy reunions keep coming on The Colbert Report! Amy Sedaris—or "the prettiest little Christmas elf," as Colbert called her—came on the Report to teach Stephen how to make simple crafts with household items.

Founder of WikiLeaks and all-around creepy guy Julian Assange appeared on GMA today to defend himself against recent sex crime allegations. He claims that the warrant for him is only an invitation to "have a conversation."

[Last Friday, Barack Obama abandoned Bill Clinton at a press conference to attend a Christmas party. Big mistake! Because at the party, he had to "hang" with an a cappella group — an exhausting process. Image via Pete Souza/White House.]

From his "glistening" Gulliver's Travels preview to the impromptu snare-and-vocals performance of "Little Drummer Boy," Jack Black demonstrates an impish, delightful sort of weirdness that must be seen to be believed.

It's not exactly news that U.S. personnel wantonly tortured detainees at Guantanamo Bay, but a newly released Army document shows an Army psychologist discussing the torture in unusually stark terms: "The only way to extract information was more physical pain."

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

A research firm working on behalf of the oil industry is offering DC journalists more than $500 an hour to share how they "feel about policy." The real story is how many reporters could freely say yes to that offer.

The House of Representatives just approved the $858 billion tax package brokered between Republicans and President Obama! How will Americans in the lowest, highest, and median income brackets be spending that money? We break it down in a handy chart.

Prosecutors have struck a deal that will bring in $7 billion to compensate victims of Bernie Madoff's scam.

Fans of "Dick in a Box," "Motherlover," and bringing-it-on-down-to Omeletteville—rejoice! Justin Timberlake has said on multiple occasions now that he'd like to join the cast for a season or two. Inside, he talks about SNL and going viral.

Barack Obama and his regal wife Michelle are not on the invite list for Prince William's wedding next year. The royal says he wants to invite "ordinary citizens." French president Nicolas Sarkozy will get invited, however. Ordinary indeed!

Even from rehab, Demi competes with Miley for the Disney Girls Gone Wild crown. Britney's creepy ex might be stalking Lindsay. Natalie Portman might hate Mila Kunis. Diddy's burning woman must cut off her hair. TGIFriday gossip.

MUAHAHA! This psychic shows up to Camille's dinner, holds her electronic cigarette in a headlock and lets the evil come spilling out of every pore of her face-lift. Be patient. Let the suspense build. It pays off.