Meet Happiness, a 34-year-old woman auditioning for the UK show Got to Dance. Her energetic, free-form dance moves—in her first public performance—will certainly bring a smile to your face.

DIY Network's The Vanilla Ice Project debuted on HGTV last night and many Home and Garden-loving Twitterers, never having heard of the show, took to the internets ruing their hallowed net's fall. But Rob Van Winkle changed their minds.

Joe Biden was full of quips at yesterday's Senate kickoff ceremonies, as captured in this highlight reel of his interactions with senators' families. He had the same line for each young daughter: "No dating til you're 30!" A creepy-uncle classic.

This nerdy adolescent takes matters into his own hands by performing an informative yet hot rap song. "Just look at the sky, it'll blow your mind."

The "independent review" of NPR's firing of Juan Williams last October has finally(!) wrapped up. The big news: Ellen Weiss, the NPR SVP of news who called Williams to fire him, has resigned. Why?

A California judge has overturned the conspiracy conviction in connection with Anna Nicole Smith's death. Howard K. Stern is free again.

Porn star/escort Kayla Coxx arrived at the apartment of a "date," and when he didn't have her full $2,000 fee, she saw some guns and grenades lying around. She did what any hooker would do. She called the cops!

Reporting on the weather is so hard for Stephanie Abrams. In fact, her weather report is so riddled with sexual innuendo that even her crew can't keep it together. You, too, will be blown away.

Six tweenage girls from Nevada, the moral wasteland that bore demon Sharron Angle from its sandy loins, were arrested after police discovered a Facebook event they'd created that was dedicated to threatening certain teachers with violence.

The least fun part of the Vegas strip has to be the huge puddle of sulfuric acid outside the Wynn.

Watch what happens when a group of people build a mega slip and slide on the side of a giant hill with a launch pad at the bottom. The results are predictably hilarious.

Is it a bird, a plane? No! It's... Phoenix Jones? Just when we thought superheroes were fictional, this anonymous man has taken it upon himself to serve and protect.

The following video shows a Russian lady subjecting a squirming baby to "dynamic exercises" that involve swinging it by its arms and ankles, upside down and over her head. Oddly, there is precedent: Russian swinging baby videos are a meme.

A man imitates Elmo at a Taco Bell drive-thru. Say what you will about fast food chains, but they offer more convenience and entertainment than Mr. Hooper's Store could ever hope to.

The Congressional Budget Office finds that repealing health care reform would add $230 billion to budget deficits over the next decade.

More than a billion Chinese people eat Chinese food everyday. But when a bunch of American chefs try to cook Chinese food for Chinese people we get a hole in our hearts that goes all the way to China.

In your congratulatory Thursday media column: Jake Tapper wins the Game of TeeVee, News Corp cleans up its UK tabloid, Star and the National Enquirer merge newsrooms, a new Newsweek publisher, and a new job for Helen Thomas.

Meet Dexter, a small dog with an owner who clearly has too much time on her hands. We haven't seen seen these kinda rap skills since Denny Blaze, the Average Homeboy.

Have you ever felt the urge to pick up a tiny dog and zip it inside your sweater? That'd be cool, right? You know what it wouldn't be as cool as? This guy—and the owl in his sweater.