Ted Williams shows off his living situation as of 48 hours ago, and gets emotional when introducing us to the man who made it all happen.

The AP is reporting that the rumored deal is done: Bill Daley, the "business friendly" Democratic royal who stands for everything liberals hate, will be Barack Obama's new chief of staff. Should you be enraged by this?

Last night on the Late Late Show, Henry Winkler was so entertaining—and genuinely excited to be on the show. He sat on Craig's desk, played the harmonica, and regaled us with tales of being fired from CBS. Meow!

In this clip, Weather Channel meteorologist Stephanie Abrams talks about the weather while also, inadvertently, talking about things unloading on her and liking things that go in and out. Sounds like sex, right?

[Actress Emmy Rossum at LAX. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

This orange-colored little person has been on a path of self-righteousness lately! First, she wants us to call her by her real name (because she's an "author") and now she feels above DWTS and The Situation's "bad decisions."

Someone in the House gallery during today's Ritual Reading of the Constitution shouted "Except Obama!" and "Help us Jesus!" when they got to the presidential eligibility requirements. Michele Bachmann was briefly worried that the world could hear her thoughts.

Fear not, Seattle Seahawks fans (both of you) — your team may be a DEEP underdog against the Saints on Saturday, but here are some inspiring words from legendary portrayer-of-underdogs Sean "Rudy" Astin, as seen on yesterday's SportsNation.

This camel loses it when being tickled, as do his owners.

"Flamboyant" "outrageous" (and, sure, "very talented") figure skater Johnny Weir is apparently gay, according to excerpts from his new memoir that will appear in People. He says: "In a sexual way, I'm gay." Color us flabbergasted. Also: call us? [via]

Who needs a fight song? On Late Night, Jimmy invited Sebastian Bach to the show to belt out a tasty Power Ballad for the Oregon Ducks before their matchup with Auburn.

A new FDA rule will force tobacco companies to disclose any changes they've made to their wicked products in the last four years. Hassle! Interference! Big government out of flavor country! But there is some great news for Newport smokers.

Jersey Shore's Snooki has hired a firm to slap her name on every sort of product imaginable. And she's applying for trademarks on a variety of her catchphrases, too. The Snooki onslaught is coming—and it's scary!

There was lots of strange celebrity behavior at last night's People's Choice Awards, so let us direct your attention to Zac Efron's acceptance for "Favorite Movie Star Under 25." Or you could call this what it is, a Zefron-appreciation post.

For anyone who had any remaining doubt that Shaquille O'Neal isn't a huge drama queen, watch this.

Certainly not a contender for parent of the year, this woman apparently mistakes "shaken baby syndrome" for holistic exercise. In what universe is this deemed safe or acceptable?

Here's a video of an off-duty St. Louis police officer beating and pepper-spraying a man at a gas station. ("It looks bad," says the mayor.) Elsewhere, a study is questioning whether drug-sniffing dogs even work. Is probable cause dead?

Well, well, well. Here we all were, excited for today's unabridged, complete reading of the Constitution on the House floor. But it's not going to happen: All of the original language preserving slavery (the good stuff) will be cut. Boo!

Vivian Maier worked as a nanny in Chicago in the 1950s-60s. Five decades later, over 30,000 negatives reveal Ms. Maier to be one of the most talented street photographers in our history.

The 'Sol Cinema' is a converted caravan that can accommodate eight people at a time, it also happens to be powered by the sun.