Lisa's permanent house guest Cedric is usually just as entertaining as the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but tonight we saw another side. Cedric isn't just Lisa's hot live-in help, he shared emotional details about his mysterious past.

Nobody knows the identity of the rogue engineer who "accidentally" programmed Google's Street View cars to slurp up emails, passwords and other data from nearby wi-fi networks. But South Korea wants to find out, and punish them.

All these scary bird, crab and fish die-offs have prompted many to wonder if the world was coming to an end, a whole year before it's officially supposed to. But so-called "scientists" say these massive die-offs happen all the time.

Show Media, the company that sells advertising on the top of New York City taxis, is giving back to the city—and making up for its slowest month—by featuring work by Chuck Close and Kehinde Wiley. Good stuff!

Paul F. Tompkins questions the effectiveness of the sexy bumblebee costume, admitting a harsh truth: plastic wings are not going to do it for those who are sexually aroused by bees.

The man with the golden voice—and the mother who gave it to him—are finally reunited. A very happy ending for a man whose story was anything but just a few days ago. The emotional Williams family reunion, inside.

A Washington couple just claimed half of the $380 million Mega Millions jackpot. But there's another winning ticket out there! Did the person fall off a bridge while walking to claim their prize? That would be just our luck.

Hey, look, another snow storm is approaching New York. This one should only bring less than six inches, but even if it were to dump enough to cover the Empire State building, it would be crushed with GPS and cameras.

[A man on stilts teases a group of children during El Museo del Barrio's 34th annual Three Kings Day parade in New York today. Image via AP]

This morning, most people concluded that "Baby Yoga with Lena Fokina"—the latest addition to the strangely popular Russian swinging baby video genre—was fake. So what do we make of this video, featuring Lena and others swinging more babies?

Ted Williams, the panhandler from the side of the I-71 in Columbus, Ohio with the golden voice, has been hired by MSNBC to do voiceovers for the network's Lean Forward campaign.

The return of NBC's hit comedy is so close we can almost taste it! See what we're in for this season in this brand-new preview that's complete with interviews with the cast.

Piers Morgan has scored Oprah as his first guest when he replaces Larry King on CNN. People might actually watch now.

The Way We Live Now: starving. Who can afford food these days? Maize, soybeans, wheat... the prices are all ridiculous. We're saving our money to fund our empty pension plans, replace our crumbling football stadiums, and recreate the Rust Belt!

A gullible guy falls victim to a cruel joke when his friends lead him to believe he can cheat in Angry Birds by submersing his phone in a water. Needless to say, he does not win this game.

Today we looked at the ever-growing empire of The Snooki, from Jersey Shore. The Snooki is everywhere! It's writing books, making TV appearances, and trademarking its name like crazy. One commenter wondered why it didn't snatch up more Snooki-related trademarks.

The main scourge of pop music these days isn't the overexposed skin or the decadence of its young stars (both of those things are clearly awesome), it's the sheer lack of full sentences!

It's America's trashiest magazine, Steppin' Out! Our beloved New Jersey nightlife magazine printed "December 2011" on its cover this week. Luckily, editor-in-foolishness Chaunce Hayden offered no fewer than 27 half-naked Steppin' Out pin-up girls to make up for it.

["Law & Order: SVU" cop Det. Elliot Stabler (Chris Meloni) knows that in the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially entertaining. Photo via Splash]

President Obama introduced his new chief of staff, Bill Daley, at a briefing this afternoon, without any major incidents. Phew! Because the last time a president introduced Daley in this setting, Daley collapsed, and Al Gore had to save him.