The main scourge of pop music these days isn't the overexposed skin or the decadence of its young stars (both of those things are clearly awesome), it's the sheer lack of full sentences!

Luckily, some dude with an acoustic guitar and a firm grasp on the English language decided to rephrase the biggest hits of 2010 with extraneous lyrics. The results are illuminating. I mean, everyone knew Justin Bieber was actually saying "I'm naive because I'm a teenager and think that we will never be separated" but it's still nice to hear someone else affirm our suspicions.