The Republicans' bill to repeal the new health care law is literally called the "Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act." But Speaker John Boehner is hesitant to use "job-killing" after Tucson. He's considering other slightly less violent terms now.

Here is what is happening with grocery stores, in America: the recession and rising commodity prices are squeezing profits. Weird stores like Walgreens and Target are now selling groceries. And men who buy groceries hate grocery ads. No love, anywhere!

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It's true! Though this holiday weekend isn't technically over, we do have a good idea of how the box office cookie crumbled, and it seems as though Seth Rogen has emerged victorious. Poor Vince Vaughn.

When we last checked in with second-place book chain Borders, the company was teetering on the edge of financial doom. And now? Borders is gazing into the abyss, preparing to jump.

Something very magical happened during the talent portion of Saturday's Miss America contest. No, we're not talking about Gretchen Carlson's permanent deer-in-headlights eyes—we're talking about the crazy yodeling/ventriloquism hybrid that Miss Arkansas performed.

A transsexual woman explains Kelly Osbourne's Twitter freak-out: Luke was in love with a woman with a penis. Rob Pattinson calls his own naked image "very pretty." Diddy hits the sauce. Monday gossip is full of surprises.

Meet Star and Petunia, two bulldogs who surprisingly manage to sleep closely together yet mange not to wake each other up.

Then she dumped the guy who knocked her up. This Real Housewife loves coke, this actor likes to film friends bedding porn stars, and this actress doesn't know who knocked her up. Apparently celebs can expect drama when they're expecting.

If you thought Toddlers and Tiaras was creepy just wait until you watch Little Eden singing "Cutie Patootie" on The Talk slowed down as if she's robotripping.

Andrea Peyser is paid to be a raving, xenophobic tabloid sexpert. Who better to turn to for meta-analysis of economic studies? Have you heard bad things about Wal-Mart destroying small businesses? Andrea has a secret source that disagrees!

There's a new dance craze sweeping through Los Angeles and everyone from the very old people to the very young are doing it. It looks something like a cross between disco and completely inappropriate.

Not feeling festive enough for MLK, Jr Day? Watch the man responsible for your day off sing his heart out in Memphis and get in the holiday spirit.

A Long Island man was arrested after calling Congressman Gary Ackerman's office 40 times, leaving increasingly deranged messages. "I thought, why the heck is he calling me?" said Ackerman. Hmm. Maybe it's because you're a congressman?

Season 2 of HBO's Ricky Gervais Show kicked off this weekend, and Pilky discussed his pathetic attempt at mastering the great outdoors. It involved pitching a tent only to find "sausages" being offered by dirty "swingers" at a filthy campsite.

Apple just announced that CEO and mastermind Steve Jobs is taking a "medical leave of absence." That sounds bad.

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[The crypt of Martin Luther King, Jr. in Atlanta. Image via AP]

Last month, 43-year-old farmer Shi Jianfeng was sentenced to life in prison for the most heinous of crimes: not paying highway tolls. So Shi's younger brother tried to take the fall for him, saying he had bribed the proper authorities.

You think your over-caffeinated coworkers are annoying now? Just wait for Starbucks' new "Trenta" super size, coming in May.