Mississippi Winn, the oldest African-American, died this week at 113. Here's a nice appreciation.

In response to being asked what she does with her free time, Betty answered "vodka's kind of a hobby." So why not spend the eve of your eighty-nine years on this earth downing Grey Goose on the rocks with Dave?

He even thought they could edit it out! This actress was seated between her husband and her lover at the Globes, and this actress is obsessed with her flaws. She can't edit them out either.

Heavily accented internet mogul Arianna Huffington is, at last, speaking out on the wanton airplane Blackberry incident that had police questioning her earlier this month. To her credit, she's contrite. She's also disingenuous.

Christina doesn't know Jeremy Renner, but she knows his bed. Melissa Etheridge's ex knew she was cheating because the dildos were different. Lamar Odom would like you to imagine him having sex with his Kardashian wife. Wednesday gossip sleeps around.

That disturbance you felt in The Force last night around 7:30 Eastern was the collective reaction of innumerable dweebs falling in love. Ostensibly a Hawaii tourism segment, it's really just an excuse for Alison to showcase her... uh... assets.

The small-town newspapers in New York's Hudson Valley that Fox News chief Roger Ailes owns with his wife Elizabeth are in a staff revolt after employees caught Ailes spying on them with News Corp. security goons.More »

Here's why these four MTV moms get to have their lives illustrated with silly little cartoons.

New York City has the biggest income disparity of any big city in America. In completely unrelated news: guess how much Goldman Sachs pays it partners? Just try to guess!

Meet Iso. Watch as slow motion, a good soundtrack, and floppy ears turn play time into a golden, glorious romp with a chew toy.

Watch these guys build a multi-purpose, carpeted and sturdy igloo outside their house. Something we've all contemplated doing post-snowpocalypse. The best feature? The beer holders fashioned out of ice.

Think you're the only one with skin issues? Well, it turns out that even duplicitous reptilian alien invaders have their own dermatological concerns. Let's explore these and other interesting tidbits concerning life, death, and f***ing hipsters from last night's V.

Shameless crook and former New York state senator Pedro Espada has always had a liberal interpretation of what he could purchase with public money: a job for his son, $20,000 worth of sushi, etc. And now: a half-finished memoir!

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

[A model walks the runway during the A.F. Vandevorst Show at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Berlin. Image via Getty]

Angry old lady Dr. Laura Schlessinger is still pretty damn angry.

Police in Colombia have arrested a pigeon that was struggling to fly over the walls of Bucaramanga prison with 1.6 ounces of weed strapped to its back. A police commander called it "a new case of criminal ingenuity."

The journal Alcoholism: Clinical & Experimental Research concludes in a new study that eight percent of sports fans get legally drunk at games, and pre-game tailgating is the biggest contributing factor. No shit. Really? Who pays for these studies?

[The weather in Brooklyn, N.Y. was really gross on Tuesday, as the poor person shoveling the sidewalk here could have told you. Image via AP]

Why did 21-year-old Marc Higgins of Bristol, Conn. stab four people at a party? Partly because he was "very drunk." And partly because of his farts.