In this trailer for the upcoming movie Rubber, we meet an abandoned rubber tire who comes to life in the desert...and it immediately starts blowing people up telekinetically. Ridiculous? Yes. Awesome? Absolutely.

In your fleeting Wednesday media column: Robert Thomson is staying put, new offices for the HuffPo, ironic union troubles at Harper's, David Pecker is beloved without ever ordering anyone to love him, and A.J. Daulerio, profiled.

Last night on Late Night, Steven Tyler obliged Jimmy in performing his hit "Walk This Way." It's a pretty serious rendition, and they even busted out the classic white Adidas shoes!

Last night in Philadelphia, a news crew caught footage of a massive gas main explosion that killed one person and left five injured. It happened just after a Philadelphia Gas Works truck reported to the scene for a gas leak.

Christopher Nolan has confirmed that Mia Thermopolis herself, aka Anne Hathaway, will be playing Selina Kyle/Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises. Great! A dorky, jazz-handsy Catwoman is perfect. Meanwhile, Tom Hardy will play the villainous Batman-breaker Bane.

April Newcomb, who was arrested in Florida after a video of her encouraging her teen daughter to fight another girl went viral, was sentenced to 12 months probation and must attending a parenting class. Those lessons are a little late.

Men who experience fever, burning eyes, runny nose, and fatigue after ejaculation could have a rare, mysterious condition called post orgasmic illness syndrome, or POIS. But don't worry, guys, there's a cure!

[Mila Kunis eats a taco on the set of a photo shoot. Image via Pacific Coast News]

After New York Senator Chuck Schumer blasted Chris Christie's decision to cut funding from a commuter rail tunnel as a "terrible, terrible decision," Christie shot back — telling Schumer to "mind his manners."

Say what you will about the guy's acting skills, but Nic Cage's hair has a wide array of styles. The folks at Pajaba have put together a video taking us all the way from Valley Girl to his latest movies.

CNN's John King apologized on the air yesterday for a guest's use of the term "crosshairs" while describing the Chicago mayor's race. Oh, CNN. You keep playing nanny well after the rest of us have stopped caring.

At the end of an interview, the hosts used the throw to commercial break as a battle of exhausted wits. Kathie Lee's not excited for the next segment because "I'm wearing very high shoes!" and Hoda chimes in "...and spanx!"

Martin Gaskell is an astronomer who studies quasars. He's also a Christian who questions evolution. The University of Kentucky decided not to hire him at least partly because of his religious views. Now Gaskell's won a settlement over it. Good.

Bucking the long-held Hollywood tradition of celebrities giving their kids insane names, butterscotch stallion Owen Wilson and his girlfriend have dubbed their new son Robert Ford Wilson. That's it. Yes, a slight outlaw association, but nothing weirder. Rather amazing!

Tennis pro Agnieszka Radwańska breaks her racket during a return and manages to keep a straight face while simultaneously discovering she has super powers.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

These kids have to be the dumbest group of friends since the cast of Jackass.

LeBron James is a complicated character indeed. So complicated in fact, that he is developing an animated series called "The LeBrons." The cartoon explores the four faces of LeBron: Kid LeBron, Athlete LeBron, Business LeBron, and ...Wallace?

The National Enquirer knows why President Obama is "scary skinny": He's "secretly battling stomach parasites." Worms slurping at the lining of your stomach: hot new D.C. diet craze! We hear Joe Biden swears by the festering maggot cleanse. [Previously]

Jersey Shore's Snooki took to the Wendy Williams Show to give a heartfelt apology for the mean-spirited YouTube video she and JWOWW recently made about Joy. Today on The View, Barbara played the footage—and immediately corrected Snooki's grammar.