Conservative radio king Rush Limbaugh sure thinks Chinese people talk funny. Want to hear the impression of Chinese President Hu Jintao he unveiled today? It's 20 straight seconds of cartoonish "CHING CHANG CHONG" sounds. Seriously. The audio is below.

Did you happen to catch this? While delivering his monologue jokes last night, Jimmy busted out both the Charleston, Jersey Shore fist-bump and the "traditional" (stereotypical?) Russian dance. I think his moves enhance the jokes, don't you?

Today at Gawker.TV, Joan Rivers details her list of celebrity targets, Snooki and Joy Behar kiss and make up, Betty White drinks Grey Goose for her 89th birthday, and Kathie Lee and Hoda give an enthusiastic throw to commercial break.

Congratulations to Hey, Boo Boo for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

New York Times editor just sent out this staff memo introducing Carolyn Ryan as the paper's new Metro editor, replacing Joe Sexton, who's becoming interim editor of the sports section:

During his interview on the Late Late Show, Larry turned the tables on Craig Ferguson by pretty much daring him to be the interviewer instead. Aw, Larry, you shouldn't have ever left your post!

The cool thing about a Twitter username like "@Adam" is that it marks you as a trendsetter. The terrible part is getting tons of misdirected messages, and finding out how much hot sex Adam Lambert gets offered. [WSJ]

In three more years, you literally will not be able to purchase a good old-fashioned light bulb any more. It'll be 100% twisty, pale CFL bulbs. Which, they now tell us, aren't as amazing as promised.

Despite his ridiculous patriotic denim jacket (with a picture of himself on it), Don King had some provocative things to say about race relations and the new African-American Tea Party on Fox and Friends this morning.

Someone pulled a "Bill Daley" and fainted at today's White House ceremony with Chinese President Hu Jintao! It was Deborah Mullen, wife of Joint Chiefs Chairman Adm. Mike Mullen. She's fine, but will Sino-American relations ever recover? [Photo via AP]

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Randy Jackson weighed in on new American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez's singing talents. Hilariously, he doesn't exactly give her great marks. And, according to Jackson, Lady Gaga doesn't fare much better either.

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner says his magazine will be available on the iPad in March—uncensored. If true, that's a huge reversal for Apple, whose CEO just last May said iPad put "freedom from porn" before freedom of speech.

Sen. Joe Lieberman actually went through with his retirement announcement! Who knew it would ever be this easy to get rid of him? Thanks, Joe! Let's check out what he said at today's grand press conference.

On last night's Conan, Jennifer Garner talked about finally getting invited onto Martha Stewart's show, only to get embarrassingly inebriated. To be fair, getting drunk with Martha sounds a lot less awful than she makes it out to be.

Last night on Lopez Tonight, William H. Macy discussed his new, disheveled look he has adopted while filming the new show, Shameless. Lopez shares photos of other celebrities who have also taken on the homeless look.

Need some steroids? Sure you do. Try Amazon.com, which offers a veritable ocean of steroid-containing "supplements," ready for shipping right to your doorstep.

The latest snuggie-like blanket is the "Forever Lazy," which Stephen Colbert doesn't think is lazy enough. Introducing the Coma Cozy—a fleece sack that you climb into, zip up, and features a fleece-lined catheter and feeding tube.

Click to viewNot to make news outlets that jumped the shark feel too guilty, but... ouch: Rep. Gabrielle Giffords' husband, astronaut Mark Kelly, thought she was dead two Saturdays ago after hearing such news reports following the Tucson shooting spree.

Sometimes it takes a little while for things to sink in, like being bitten by a snake multiple times.

It's not New York, LA, San Francisco, or even Northampton, Massachusetts. According to the latest census, it's Jacksonville, Florida! And the city's nice to its gay families, and it's in the south. Why are the gayest cities always so odd?