Today at Gawker.TV, Joan Rivers details her list of celebrity targets, Snooki and Joy Behar kiss and make up, Betty White drinks Grey Goose for her 89th birthday, and Kathie Lee and Hoda give an enthusiastic throw to commercial break.

Betty White Celebrates Her 89th Birthday With Vodka and David Letterman
In response to being asked what she does with her free time, Betty answered "vodka's kind of a hobby." So why not spend the eve of your eighty-nine years on this earth downing Grey Goose on the rocks with Dave?

Steven Tyler, Jimmy Fallon, and The Roots Perform "Walk This Way"
Last night on Late Night, Steven Tyler obliged Jimmy in performing his hit "Walk This Way." It's a pretty serious rendition, and they even busted out the classic white Adidas shoes!

Joy Behar and Snooki Make Amends
Jersey Shore's Snooki took to the Wendy Williams Show to give a heartfelt apology for the mean-spirited YouTube video she and JWOWW recently made about Joy. Today on The View, Barbara played the footage—and immediately corrected Snooki's grammar.

Kathie Lee and Hoda Aren't Even Trying Today
At the end of an interview, the hosts used the throw to commercial break as a battle of exhausted wits. Kathie Lee's not excited for the next segment because "I'm wearing very high shoes!" and Hoda chimes in "...and spanx!"

Joan Rivers Shares Her Favorite Celebrities to Make Fun Of
Joan and Melissa rivers appeared on Regis and Kelly this morning to discuss their new reality show Joan Knows Best? and Fashion Police. They go on to list their favorite celebrities whose outfit choices they love to hate.