The latest snuggie-like blanket is the "Forever Lazy," which Stephen Colbert doesn't think is lazy enough. Introducing the Coma Cozy—a fleece sack that you climb into, zip up, and features a fleece-lined catheter and feeding tube.

Extra bonus: If you pass away inside of it—and someone notices—you can just be dragged away.

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