Do you think that ancient Classical Indian rhythms, used often by globally-influential artists, sound like "somebody left some change in the dryer"? Do Indian workers of all stations accept an unreasonable amount of bribes? If so, you'll like Outsourced.

On last night's episode of Jersey Shore, Jwoww broke up with her boyfriend, Tom, over the phone. In retaliation, Tom went to her house, stole all of her stuff and maybe killed her dogs. Just another day on the Shore.

James Reynolds spent nearly four years as a copy editor at Rolling Stone publisher Wenner Media. Now he's suing the company for failing to pay him overtime for his crappy work, which required no "creativity or imagination."

It's bad enough worrying if an ATM is going to steal your pin number, but it's quite another thing to have an ATM vomit all over you as part of a prank television show.

Portlandia begins tonight on IFC! Naturally, Fred and Carrie took to Jimmy Fallon's show for a game which involved drawing random songs to perform with instruments they had never played before. Let's see how it all worked out.

Well, that was dark, huh? In perhaps the most unresolved Housewives finale in memory, the ladies of the canyons all but tore each other to pieces, dredging up old secrets and long-held resentments and throwing them around like black confetti.

Forget test scores, Americans are geniuses where it counts: finding discreet places to screw. But what if you live in a country with significantly less "personal space?" Japan has an industry devoted to that very problem: Love Hotels.

Congratulations to Mike Huckabee! He is, for at least the next few days, the frontrunner to take the 2012 Republican nomination for president. But does he even want to run? He has a mortgage to pay off, after all.

Dressed in medieval garb and dancing to a traditional yet metal-infused soundtrack, this is one sword-twirling girl you do not want to mess with.

A couple of second graders were somehow able to perform oral sex on each other while a teacher was in the room at an Oakland school. What industrial chemicals in Oakland's water have mutated seven-year-olds into 15-year-olds?

The NYT has just named Trish Hall as its new Op-Ed editor. Interesting choice: much of Hall's career at the paper has been spent not in hard news, but in features—food, travel, style. She even edited Martha Stewart's magazine.

Three months have passed since the parks department was closed down and put on hiatus. A lot has happened in that span of time. Let's check in with our favorite town members of Pawnee, Indiana!

If you constantly check Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Netflix, software updates, and text messages you may be stuck in a "technology loop", in fact you may be trapped in one this very moment and you don't even realize it.

[Iggy Pop's belly slides into a deep frown, followed by two other grimaces, at Auckland, New Zealand's Big Day Out Festival. Click on the image to expand. Photos via Getty.]

Remember being forced to room with people you didn't know very well on school field trips? Penny found herself in a similar situation on last night's episode and it made me hope I never have to go there again.

Rudy Giuliani, New York City's mayor from like a dozen years ago, told CNBC that he's "absolutely" considering another presidential run. He explained, "It's really a question of, can I play a useful role?" No, you can't. Next candidate.

Watch a dog disrupt a rules football game between Ireland and Australia. Luckily, no one bothers to get the dog off the field and for a few entertaining minutes it outruns and outshines everyone else.

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This just in from Twitter: Ivanka Trump and Observer owner Jared Kushner "couldn't be more excited" to be expecting their first child. Remember: male-pattern baldness is linked to the maternal genome. Pray for a girl, Ivanka.