Investigative journalism god Seymour Hersh hasn't been a favorite of the Pentagon since, oh, 1969 or so. That trend continues to this day! Currently, the military is mad that Hersh said they're "crusaders" who wanna "change mosques into cathedrals." And?

Here's a clip from last night's 30 Rock where Liz Lemon impersonates Drew Barrymore's impression of "that crazy lady," Little Edie.

Turns out they both bedded the same guy. This Latin actress only wants to date white dudes, and this male fashion designer carries tampons when making female clothes. Guys will share anything with their girlfriends these days.

Here's a trailer for the Sundance movie Son of No One, a police drama directed by Dito Montiel and starring Channing Tatum as a cop who uncovers an old cold case. Plus there's Tracy Morgan, being... serious? Yes indeed.

Here's an amazing rendition of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal played on two cellos. It's crazy how well they capture the intensity of the song, too bad it's so hard to grab your crotch with a cello between your legs.

It might have been better if Jimmy Kimmel had just stayed out of it, but still—swoon! Here's the clip from last night in which Ryan Gosling sings his heart out (while playing the ukulele!) for all to adore.

Jake and Taylor rendezvous in Nashville—but was it ex sex or postmortem wallowing? Macaulay Culkin parties with a porn star. Jesse James and Kat Von D are engaged. Bill Clinton is Cameron and A-Rod's third wheel. TGIFriday gossip.

A British MP's request for a credible debate was cut off mid-sentence as music began to issue from his neck tie. Watch as the poor gentleman gets laughed at and chided in front of the entire House of Parliament.

What do Mary Poppins, Garth Algar and Jean-Luc Picard have in common? Watch and find out.

The CEO of Coca-Cola is pretty sure that China's official language is Japanese.

Fringe is finally back tonight, guys! Sure, Fox moved the show to Fridays, but they promise they haven't given up on the show quite yet. They even made a catch-up music video to the Klaxon's "Echoes." Watch inside.

Andy Coulson, the former editor of shameless News Corp-owned British tabloid News of the World, resigned today from his job as press chief for UK Prime Minister David Cameron. The tabloid phone hacking scandal has claimed a dandy scalp.

Cindy Mauro, half of the sexxxy lesbian teacher duo fired from a Brooklyn high school for a-lezz-edly sexing in a classroom, has filed a wrongful termination lawsuit, just as fellow-teacher Alini Brito did last week. Must they do everything together?

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

[More snow. How will the New York Post attack the Sanitation Department this time? Image via AP]

Yesterday the FBI arrested over 100 people around New York for mafia ties and "classic mob hits," and some of them have awesome names: "Jack the Whack, Marbles, Skinny, Jonny Pizza, Junior Lollipops, Jimmy Gooch and Baby Fat Larry."

The Vatican said Silvio Berlusconi needs to show his "robust morality" in light of underage sex allegations. Ha.

The NYPD conducted a study about what to do if a co-worker goes postal. If "avoiding the shooter and evacuating immediately" aren't options, hide behind a filing cabinet. Otherwise, attack the shooter with "pens, staples, chair legs." Good to know.

[A Boeing Delta 4 Heavy rocket, which may someday be used to send humans into space, rises from the launch pad during its first unmanned launch in California. Image via AP]

Young people! Are you in an exclusive relationship with your boyfriend or girlfriend or "droog" or whatever? Ha, well, actually, you're probably not: According to a new study, 40 percent of young couples have differing opinions about their exclusivity.