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Today's View focused on women who didn't know that they were pregnant til giving birth. Sure, this is insane, but, according to Barbara, it's not nearly as insane as a couple who have yet to marry after 10 years together.

The manufacturers of Toxic Waste Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars pulled their product off the shelf when they found twice as much lead in them as is legally permitted. The bars come in cherry, raspberry, apple, and new irony flavor.

Hot flashes! Poop eating! Shingles cure! Alcoholism medication! Alzheimer's test! Organ transplants! Smallpox preservation! Vaccine seizures! Cancer breastfeeding! And a little encouragement for the sexually promiscuous eating-disordered ladies! It's your Friday Health Watch, where we watch your health—yes, yours!

Yesterday was the 50th anniversary of John F. Kennedy's inauguration. How did you celebrate? Nancy Pelosi, for one, posted a photo of her with Kennedy at an inaugural ball on January 20, 1961. It's the one on the left, duh.

Ricky Coates documented the entire year that he didn't shave with a portrait a day. Watch the video of his transformation from clean cut dude to ZZ Top band mate.

During the always-fabulous RuPaul's interview this morning on Good Day New York, Greg Kelly had a surprise in store: he shouted out the lyrics to dance classic "Back to My Roots." Who knew Greg was such a party animal?

American artist Jeff Koons, the man behind those giant balloon sculptures of dogs, is trying to stop a San Francisco gallery from selling balloon dog bookends. Rich people are so greedy! But the gallery is fighting back!

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords has left her Tucson hospital this afternoon. She's now headed to a rehab institute in Houston.

Social media is the hot new Internet thing, right? Well, even if it isn't, President Obama will be fielding questions on a YouTube livestream next Thursday. Users will vote to select the questions, so ask something incendiary and sexy.

The gang is back for a brand-new semester at school. The new developments? Annie's sweet on a good guy and wants him in the group. Shirley's ex-husband is back in the picture but she might be pregnant with Chang's baby!

With pecan prices rising, the AP reports pecan thefts are becoming more common. Unsurprising. After macadamias and cashews, pecans are the third-tastiest nut. Though some people argue that peanuts are tastier. Insanity? Commenters: rank nuts in order of tastiness below!

The second round of auditions moved the Ambition Express bus down to New Orleans, and it was yet another episode filled with oddity and wonder. Plus Randy and Steven Tyler's bare stomachs!

In this Japanese commercial for McDonald's three children are absolutely thrilled beyond their wildest dreams that they just received SpongeBob SquarePants toys in their Happy Meals.

[At a visit to BBC Radio One, Nicki Minaj is a) Willy Wonka's new assistant; b) a Lisa Frank pencil with a pink eraser; or c) what celebrities will always be like post-Gaga. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

After two guys fulfill a dream by driving across the county from New York to Southern California they decided to turn their adventures into a stop motion keepsake.

Betty White appeared on Fox and Friends this morning to discuss her show, Regis' retirement, Robert Redford and taking over Live after firing Kelly Ripa. The interview made Fox and Friends almost watchable for a brief 10 minutes.

In your blissful Friday media column: Jeff Zucker's last (really, this time) goodbye, Nick Summers leaves the NYO, the Boston Globe may finally have a buyer, and Newsmax is disturbingly strong.

These passengers experienced a nasty shock when a snow plow accidentally hit their bus from behind, sending it 20 feet forward. Fortunately, there was CCTV footage of the accident in multiple angles. Thankfully no one was seriously injured.

A wise man once said to "never fall in love at the Jersey Shore," but still the women of Jersey Shore continue to try to find their happiness through love. Too bad their quest only brings, tears, theft, and destruction.