Good news for would-be Chicago mayoral candidate Rahm Emanuel: Illinois' Supreme Court hasn't decided on reinstating his candidacy, but it has "ordered Chicago election officials not to print any ballots without his name." He can keep them as souvenirs, maybe?

The Late Late Show host was on fire last night when he tackled Keith Olbermann's exit from MSNBC. This clip begins with his statement that CBS stands for "Cantankerous, Bewildered Seniors" and ends with remarks on cable news "spinning right-round."

Fashion stylist Laurence Renard, a longtime collaborator of Bruce Weber, was killed by a dump truck yesterday in Manhattan.

You know, the one that irked James Franco so badly when he gave his interview to Matt and Meredith right afterwards. Meredith offers her extra-friendly services by telling Firth "when you get the statue, I'll polish it for you." Zing!

At the Nets-Mavericks game, Kim Kardashian met Snooki. What did they talk about? By bribing an imaginary eavesdropper with a wizard hat of doubloons, we acquired an exclusive fictional transcript of the conversation.

Martin Peretz is an obscenely wealthy moral cripple who owns the New Republic. His penchant for spouting ethnic slurs against Arabs recently earned him two lengthy and intense magazine profiles. Neither one saw fit to report that he is gay.

After taking over Craig Ferguson's desk during an interview last week, this second instance of Larry King taking over the interview process has sealed our decision—Larry officially misses his show. Inside, fun with Conan and Shaun!

Just like he did upon Gene Shalit's retirement, Stephen Colbert attempted to absorb Keith Olbermann's powers Highlander-style. Unfortunately, Stephen's body rejects Keith's essence and into his coffee cup, turning it into "Keith Olbermug."

The New York Times is working to establish an untraceable electronic "drop box" that would make it easier and safer for leakers to pass them large electronic files. Implied: give your stuff to us, not Wikileaks. Please. [The Cutline]

Wet Seal is selling a T-shirt that reads, "If Your Single, So Am I." We've all been known to make typos, but didn't the company check the shirt before manufacturing thousands of them? Not that illiterate teenagers care either way.

Last week, we saw the BBC confront Keanu about his lonely sandwich, and yesterday Attack of the Show! continued the trend by asking legendary Sci-Fi ass-kicker Summer Glau about her own internet infamy.

Those who frequently watch The Soup likely thought about Joel's reaction upon hearing the news of Regis Philbin's retirement. Said he, "I'm happy for Regis, he's been wanting to vacate his stool for years."

Diet fads! Out of control kids! Food labels for dummies! Independent stomachs! Cancer vs. cancer! Old doctors! Killer pets! And smoke insinuating itself into your breasts! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—scolding, always!

MTV has confirmed that Jersey Shore producers are scouting locations in Italy to film the fourth season of the show. They've even lined up some of Vinny's relatives to host. In the future, reality television will be America's only export.

See old of footage Spencer Tracy, Kirk Douglas, and even a low-tech Kevin the bird spliced together by Ivan Guerrero to create this impressive live-action "premake" of Up.

Everyone's favorite youth Kabuki troupe has finally returned to the airwaves after a long winter's nap. How did we find our friends? Wholly changed? Born anew? Some! Some are different! Others remain, alas, mostly the same.

Gawker.TV Trivia, a daily question & answer game that tests your knowledge of television—past and present. Do you think you that you've got it? The answer to today's question, inside.

Now that Republicans have gained a modicum of power in the United States Congress, it's time for them to recklessly interfere with local Washington politics! What's on the agenda? Banning gay marriage in the nation's capital, of course.

A little over a week ago the Arab world aired their version of Got Talent. Here is one of their shining shining stars amusing the judges with her performance.

When speaking to Ashley Tinsdale about her time in High School Musical, George Lopez remarked that it must have been like being a Beatle. Don't judge. "Get-cha Head in the Game" is totally Lennon-esque.