Gawker.TV's very own John Trowbridge has managed to perform the ballad of our time. In this video, he goes from Four Loko user to Four Loko pusher after one typical, but awful, Four Loko experience.

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak is expected to make a public statement shortly, and an Obama administration official says that Mubarak has decided against running in the next election.

Most tales of forbidden love on television go to great lengths to evoke sympathy from the audience. However, the forbidden love between Mr. Fitz and Aria on Pretty Little Liars continues to prompt head shaking and face palming.

The Republican-controlled House is considering limitations on federal funding for abortion that could be a crown jewel of the leadership's attempt to show constituents there's a new, socially conservative sheriff in town — if anyone was willing to discuss it.

Oprah Winfrey appointed Maria Shriver to guest edit a "poetry issue" of O magazine. Does the former newscaster/first lady of California have an MFA in creative writing we don't know about? And what's Demi Moore got to do with it?

After shedding 60 lbs, director Kevin Smith can now enjoy a greater variety of sexual positions, sparing his wife from always having to "climb the mountain" - a rather cheeky euphemism he shared with Chelsea.

High speed car chases are nothing new, but police chasing horse drawn wagons filled with people? Now that's a sight to behold.

Fox & Friends talked about the newest actor to play Superman in a movie and—gasp—he's a brit! As they delve deeper into this issue they realize that both Batman and Spiderman are played by British actors, too.

Happy Black History Month! You know Black History Month started today, right? Sure, sure. It's a special time of year when businesses across America honor diversity with watermelon lunches and sales on ham hocks. How is your workplace celebrating?

Egyptian state television has been blasting reports about the looting and other mayhem caused by crazy chaotic protesters with no sense of decency. They vandalized ancient artifacts and released prisoners, these monsters. But how many of them are secret police?

Justin Bieber appeared on the Late Show last night and taught ol' Dave a little bit about Twitter. It's a little alarming that Letterman doesn't know what an "underscore" is but he gets a pass on this one anyway.

Last night on Conan, Amy Poeher discussed "adult things" like her children and looking up photos of naked pictures on the internet. This is a far cry from her earlier days working on Late Night as Andy's little sister Stacy.

James Franco grabs overexposure by the balls, then teabags it, in Columbia College Hollywood's Master Class: Editing James Franco… with James Franco, in which film students edit footage of James Franco under James Franco's tutelage while James Franco films them.

The forces of righteousness have once again unleashed their most feared weapon: fake pimps and hos. This time the victim was Planned Parenthood of Central New Jersey, which was revealed, on tape, to provide abortions! To prostitutes! And teens!

Today on The View, the women discussed new legislation in the African nation of Malawi that would make it illegal to break wind.

In your feuding Tuesday media column: Bill Keller regards Rupert Murdoch's legacy, David Shuster is launching his own news site, the Harper's union battle grows ever more ridiculous, and ignoring Al Jazeera grows ever more difficult.

So this is weird! (Sorry, couldn't help the pun.) Weird Al popped up on the Today Show to discuss his new book for kids called "When I Grow Up." Is this the craziest thing you've heard all day?

These bushes-turned-deadly-soldiers would strike fear into the hearts of any opposing army they decided to secretly ambush.