A new study shows that women undergoing in-vitro fertilization who spent 15 minutes with a "medical clown" were 16% more likely to get pregnant than women who weren't subjected to the treatment. There is little good news in this study.

Every shining starlit gets her big break somewhere. Watch Sarah Hyland, eldest Dunphy daughter on Modern Family and dead ringer for Mila Kunis, take the stage as "Granddaughter" in this commercial for Olive Garden. When you're here, you're (modern) family!

On the latest addition of Unamerican News, Colbert notes the importance of Kim Jong-il's fur hat, and what it means for the future of North Korea.

Last night on Skins' stuffy older sister, everyone was having problems with relationships. Who to trust, who to turn to, whom to seek comfort in on dark, confusing nights. What fretful, lost little creatures these kids are.

Katy Perry will guest star on How I Met Your Mother next week—just in case you hadn't already heard. She's rumored to play a love interest of Ted's, yet in all of the publicity stills is with NPH.

Any single event that happens on Earth is, to former U.N. Ambassador and possible presidential candidate John Bolton, another reason to bomb Iran immediately. So what's his rationale for bombing Iran immediately in the case of, say, Egyptian protests?

Laser-eyed managementspeak cult guru Seth Godin has done it again: he's Unleashed the Idea Virus of Purple Cow Meatball Sundaes. No, wait; we mean he's now working without a traditional publisher. Will the unbearable book business ever be the same?

On Late Night, Adam Scott talks his depression over working with A-list hotties like Megan Fox and Rob Lowe. What would seem like an escape to a smoking hot paradise is like being "covered in diarrhea" to Adam.

After getting some flack for a rather homogenous cover of white actresses last year, Vanity Fair's new Hollywood issue is mixing things up. There are 1.5 African-Americans on the cover! That's up from .25 African-Americans last year.

This firsthand account of getting a boob job in Bangkok is awfully harrowing.

In a recent interview on The Tonight Show, Justin Bieber said the word "like" a whopping 63 times. 63 times! In an 11-minute interview. That averages to about once every 11 seconds. This is what our youth looks up to?

If you've read Patton's book (or his recent column in Wired), you're probably familiar with the mesmerizing concept of ETEWAF. In this interview, Patton ponders the inevitable ubiquity of the internet with the like-minded Wastelanders of G4TV.

This Russian inventor can reach speeds up to 25 mph with this new contraption made from lawnmower and paraglider parts. Considering the record amount of snow we've seen this season, maybe this guy's brilliant idea will catch on!

Across China, fun-loving cosmopolitans are celebrating the upcoming Year of the Rabbit by buying rabbits as pets, which are rapidly multiplying and causing ample hijinks for overwhelmed apartment-dwellers. Might China have equaled America in the sheer cluelessness of its citizenry?

Regis' New Years resolution was to learn how to use Twitter. He employs an expert to show him the ropes including what to type, to reread your entry before you post and to always keep your mouse on the desk.

Ashton and Demi ignore a chorus of boos in Brazil. Charlie Sheen's rehab center is actually just his house. Glee apologizes to Lindsay Lohan. Helen Bonham Carter praises her own "huge breasts." Tuesday gossip is enhanced with video.

If an affair happens at Sundance, it's business! This actor is waiting for the Oscars to dump his wife, this actress is divorcing her drunk husband, and this power-gay was selling access to his famous boyfriend. Relationships are complicated.

This octopus takes some tips from Spongebob Squarepants and makes a beer bottle at the bottom of the sea his home.

Always full to the brim of lessons for Generation Entitled, tonight's Greek focused on the CRU alums and their quest to make it in the big, bad Real World outside the loving arms of a college campus.

The American Dream is owning your own home. We heard that so many times in the past decade! Remember that? That was before the recession and all. Now, a brutal landmark: all the past decade's home ownership gains are gone.