Bristol Palin has had a long and at times difficult career in show business. It's about time she settled down and wrote her glorious memoirs. And that's exactly what she's doing, from that house she bought in Arizona.

The Golden Globes and SAG Awards have been given out and the Oscar nominations have been announced, so we are reaching the denouement of the 2011 Awards Season Thrill-Parade. And, unfortunately, one of the saddest narratives of the season is playing out with one of our favorite actresses, Melissa Leo. She's gotten way too into the whole hoopla.

CEO Bryan Bedford disguised himself as a common laborer to learn more about his company's workers. At the end of the show, he confronts those he worked with in order to reward their efforts—and also make them cry.

There were just as many gorgeous gowns as there were total flops at this year's SAG Awards, and thus Joan Rivers and her posse of cruelness had a ball dissecting the options.

Grammy-nominated rapper B.o.B. performed his song "Airplanes" on a Delta airlines P.A. system. Now, cute as seeing this on Delta's official YouTube channel is, how annoying would it be to be forced to listen to B.o.B. warbling along to an MP3 of his own song, through a tinny airplane sound system? Can't we all just agree to sit in tense, angry silence when flying the friendly skies?

Just when you think the tank is safely on board it turns into a giant, expensive, military fail.

Attention women of the world, if you ever "dreamed of your own business, but the dream turned into babies", then Dove's Chocolate Discoveries parties are for you! Put down that spatula and start a "grown-up career!"

Yesterday's broadcast of the Super Bowl netted 111 million viewers, breaking last year's record of 106.5 million viewers. Those lousy advertisers got their money's worth!

An odd couple the may be, but when Fred Armisen entered the Wendy Williams Show stage today, sparks were flying. Perhaps Wendy is a sucker for a great impersonator? She giggled through the whole interview.

This peculiar Chicago resident who films the perimeter around house 24/7, caught his neighbor stealing his favorite snow shovel on camera. Without his trusty shovel, his only tool for retribution was a snowblower and 2 feet of snow.

A Sarah Palin appearance can do wonders for a non-profit's convention. Assuming it doesn't get the entire event canceled in the first place, because so many people hate Sarah Palin.

Princess the hamster has one of the most complicated walking devices Pinky and the Brain ever dreamed to own.

This man will let nothing stop him from getting to the next floor - not even the down escalator. The men filming helpfully provide a homemade soundtrack to his climb.

This week on The Soup, Joel points out that Charlie Sheen is screwing his entire staff out of work, how The Bachelor cameramen aren't paid to care, and that the Egyptians were just swooning over Anderson Cooper's eyes.

Last night Fox tried to indoctrinate the half-drunk, post-Super Bowl audience with a random grab bag of jazz hands and pop confections called Glee. We hope they tuned in to have some of their questions about this phenomenon answered, but there is one question that Glee can't seem to answer these days: Why?

The White House got all pretentious with its beer selection at yesterday's Super Bowl party. This concoction, the "White House Honey Ale," was made with one pound of honey from the White House Bee Hive, and you'll never get to taste it.

On The View today, Elisabeth felt the need to respond to a joke Bill Maher made this weekend on Real Time which she happened to be the butt of. She goes on to make a mountain out of a molehill.

There's a very good reason that our culture's most enduring artistic and moral icons all died young: because if they'd stuck around long enough, they'd have ended up shilling for sugary beverages during the Super Bowl. So long, Eminem. You were fun while you lasted.

Are you at all shocked that Aimee Mann and Sarah Mclachlan are living in Portland cleaning houses and doing yard work? If you've been downloading music instead of purchasing albums, consider yourself the reason why—at least on Portlandia.

Thanks to this guy's helmet cam we can see what it looks like to be hit by a car. Amazingly the rider is not hurt, but you can't say the same thing about the bike.