At a recent show at the Comedy Connection in Rhode Island, Don Glover took a little time to talk about the online push to make him the next Spiderman.

Even an online cesspool has limits. Ali Saad now says "I got fucked for" visiting 4chan's notorious /b/ message board, but his talk of going on a shooting spree at his Michigan community college probably better explains his FBI arrest.

For the New Pornographers' latest video for their single "Moves," the band enlisted the help of many funny faces: Paul Rudd, Bill Hader, John Hodgman, Donald Glover, John Oliver, Wyatt Cenac, Horatio Sans, Todd Barry... the list goes on.

Today has been a hard day. As you may have noticed, we took the bandages off of our new face this morning and, it would seem, we horrified some of you with the results.

Post-Superbowl Glee gave us a football game, as well as a human cannon, a zombie makeover, and the Katie Couric interview of Sue Sylvester we've been waiting for.

What would you do if your friends started checking into foursquare at your house and leaving unpleasant tips.

A lady in New Mexico received a yogurt sample from her local grocer. She recognized the flavor: semen. She spat the yogurt out and called the cops. Forensic evidence later revealed sperm cells in the lady's yogurt.

On a tour to promote their new sitcom Mad Love, the two stars appeared on The Talk today to talk about it. Bonus: a Roseanne reunion between Sara Gilbert and Sarah Chalke (whom the world knows as "Becky 2.")

• Debra Messing just cannot stay away from the gays! This is what everyone will say about the new pilot she's going to star in, Smash. She'll play a lyricist working with a GAY MAN on a Broadway musical about Marilyn Monroe. This is an NBC sitcom pilot all about a musical! So who cares about the gay guy?? Debra Messing could be doing this show with a ten-pound stinkbug and I'd be excited about it. The Debra Messing part could itself be played by a ten-pound stinkbug and I wouldn't care. (I'd maybe even be more excited?) Let's forget the Grace 2.0 stuff and focus on the fact that Glee has made theater slightly cool for a hot minute and enjoy it. [Deadline]

This too hot for television IKEA commercial currently running in Spain is way too hot to air on television in America, but thanks to the internet you can watch it anyway.

Governors across America are finally acknowledging that deep, painful budget cuts are unavoidable. But there's no one-size-fits-all prescription for state budget cuts. That's so stupid! For patriotism, we've composed this highly specific listicle noting exactly what each state in the union can cut back on. Is your state included? (Yes.)

Republicans have a problem heading into the 2012 presidential election: They don't like any of their potential candidates. Huckabee, Romney, Palin, Gingrich, Thune, Pawlenty, Barbour and whoever else comes to mind are all losers. It's hard enough to knock off a sitting president, especially one whose poll numbers are on the rise and is, regardless of your opinion of what his "centrist" motives may portend, doing a fine job thus far of establishing himself as Washington's last reasonable man. It's even harder when all of your potential candidates are, again, losers.

Dynasty divas Krystal and Alexis Carrington got turned into plastic Barbie miniatures to celebrate the show's 30th anniversary. We can't wait to get them both so we can reenact their famous fights. [Image via Pacific Coast News]

Lots of new premieres tonight, HIMYM's Cobie Smulders will star in The Avengers, Rob Schneider heads back to your television, Connie Britton will star in a new FX show, and will Letterman really leave the show after two more years?

Frank Wisner, our special envoy to Egypt and Barack Obama's point man for managing the ongoing crisis there, planted a big wet kiss on Hosni Mubarak over the weekend when he told attendees of a German security conference that Mubarak "must stay in office," which is not even remotely close to what Barack Obama has been saying.

Kacey Jordan, the chatty porn star who got a major career boost by admitting to smoking crack with Charlie Sheen, is now working on a XXX recreation of her night with him. Sort of like a historical recreation for the History Channel! But with more moaning.

Google marketing executive Wael Ghonim, who went missing for two weeks, is extremely "happy and emotional" following his release today by Egyptian authorities. Indeed: Ghonim promptly asked for the resignation of the ruling party figure who sprung him from jail.

Today at Gawker.TV, Elisabeth Hasselbeck starts a fight with Bill Maher, Dana Carvey brings back his best characters to Saturday Night Live, highlights from The Soup, and we find Aimee Mann and Sarah McLachlan living in Portlandia and cleaning houses.

Congratulations to TwoTonTwentyOne for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame.

In your buggy Monday media column: Kathleen Parker's exact worth is pinpointed, the HuffPo-AOL merger dissection and fallout begins, complaints about The Daily increase, and beware of Al Jazeerans attempting to infiltrate America via television screens.