Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is going to meet Barack Obama in San Francisco next week, along with other "business leaders in technology and business." Would love to be a fly on the wall in that room. Obama has a sort of complicated relationship with Facebook! On the one hand, college students clicking "like" got him elected in 2008. And Zuckerberg is running a successful business, which Obama likes, even if Facebook probably creates a net-loss in GDP due to hours wasted on Farmville.

Steve Jobs took another medical leave of absence earlier this year with no estimated return date. The National Enquirer has now published some scary looking photos of Steve, which depict him looking thinner and perhaps more ill than ever. [Gizmodo]

Hello again! Tonight, American Idol is back—at 8:00 PM ET on FOX, for two hours!—with another Hollywood Week episode. So, stop what you're doing, get in front of the television, and join us for our live-blog! [Gawker.TV]

Hello again! Tonight, American Idol is back—at 8:00 PM ET on FOX, and for two hours!—with another Hollywood Week episode. So, stop what you're doing, get in front of the television, and join us for our live-blog!

Just like Hansel and Gretel were trapped in that gingerbread house, we are still trapped in the sweet, sweet world of New York Fashion Week. Here are some of the best pictures of the day, like this model backstage at 3.1 Philip Lim. We can't tell if she's delighted or yawning. [Image via AP]

Valentine's Day was two days ago, but the fall out is still lingering. Watch the horrible awkwardness unfold when a girl finds her boyfriend with another girl at the mall on Valentine's Day.

Today we saw video of thousands of state workers in Wisconsin protesting their fabulous new governor's fabulous idea to ban collective bargaining for state employees. What's the big deal? One commenter explains.

Ever wondered how Conan is received among senior citizen audiences? Well, this clip proves that the comedian's genius is multi-generational. Or at least, that it's funny to hear old people use modern technology and say silly things like they're young.

Survior's new season begins tonight and to promote it, Jeff Probst and his boner appeared on Late Night. Full disclosure: it was actually one of those "clothes boners" that the kids used to joke about back in middle school.

I do not know the rationale behind this mysterious Japanese TV show where dozens of kittens are set loose in a room full of casserole dishes in which they must curl up and sleep. I do not know if the rationale matters.

Today on The Wendy Williams Show, Lisa Ling gave her unique perspective on the recent situation with CBS reporter Lara Logan. After the serious stuff, Ling dished on what everyone wants to know: what it's like working for Oprah.

Michael Kelly was killed in a Humvee accident in Iraq. Bob Woodruff was blown up by an I.E.D. Damn near every reporter covering the Egyptian revolution was assaulted one way or another, including Lara Logan, in the most awful possible way. Hundreds of reporters around the world are attacked every year on the job. Is that a necessity?

Are you having a depressing winter Wednesday? If so, then this video—of a Corgi on a swing... yes, a Corgi on a swing—will undoubtedly pick up your spirits.

On this week's edition of The Bachelor, we said goodbye to the season's manipulative and crazy favorite Michelle. Have no fear! She's appeared on Ellen to dispel rumors and noted that her final goodbyes with Brad were edited out.

Former South Carolina Senate candidate Alvin Greene lost another election last night. He came in with 9%—or 37 total votes—in a state House primary. Maybe now it's time to visit a psychiatrist?

News comes in today that James Van Der Beek, former Dawson's Creek star and beautiful weep-god from teary heaven, has taken a role on a new sitcom pilot, Don't Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23 (soon to be retitled The Girl Next Door or something equally tame, I'm sure). And it's not just any part; he'll be playing the dynamic role of... himself!

Last night on The Late Late Show, Craig Ferguson complimented Gillian Jacobs on her see through dress, leading to an awkward exchange about the Playboy mansion, cold nipples, and small penises.

First, a Survivor question! After that, there is so much pilot casting news today it's hard to know what to do with it! Some of it is very exciting (Summer Roberts!) and some of it less so (Donna Pinciotti as Chelsea Handler), but absolutely all of it is need-to-know. Or not. Whatever. Here it is.

Yesterday New Jersey governor Chris Christie once again talked shit about the cast of Jersey Shore and said he wants New York to "take them back." He really needs to shut up about this.

Lindsay Lohan dupes the Late Show, Steven Seagal: Lawman will return for a season three, Laura Prepon will play Chelsea Handler in a pilot about the host's life, and Seth MacFarlane signs on to host the roast of Donald Trump.