Lindsay Lohan dupes the Late Show, Steven Seagal: Lawman will return for a season three, Laura Prepon will play Chelsea Handler in a pilot about the host's life, and Seth MacFarlane signs on to host the roast of Donald Trump.

ABOVE: The Scottish deerhound named Hickory who won Best In Show at last night's Westminster dog show. [DNAinfo]

What's New on TV Tonight

8 PM — 9 PM
 ABC: The Middle and Better With You
CBS: Survivor: Redemption Island (Season Premiere)
NBC: Minute to Win It
FOX: American Idol

9 PM — 10 PM
 ABC: Modern Family and Mr. Sunshine
CBS: Criminal Minds
Syfy: Ghost Hunters International
TLC: My Strange Addiction (Season Finale)
Travel Channel: Man vs. Food: Carnivore Chronicles
Discovery: Sons of Guns
Showtime: Inside NASCAR
PBS: NOVA

10 PM — 11 PM
 CBS: Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior (Series Premiere)
NBC: Law & Order: SVU
Bravo: Top Chef All Stars
TV Land: Hot in Cleveland and Retired at 35
Food Network: Restaurant: Impossible
Syfy: Face Off
FX: Justified
ABC: Off the Map
Cooking Channel: Extra Virgin
Spike: 1,000 Ways to Die
TLC: Toddlers & Tiaras

Tonight's Late Night Guests

The Daily Show: Brian Williams (Comedy Central)
The Colbert Report: Kurt Andersen (Comedy Central)
Conan: Martin Lawrence, Fred Armisen, Reggie Watts (TBS)
Lopez Tonight: Liam Neeson, Eddie Griffin, a performance by the Broadway cast of "Rock of Ages" (TBS)
Chelsea Lately: Lo Bosworth (E!)
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Javier Bardem, Flavor Flav, Stone Sour (ABC)
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: Charles Barkley, Jenni "JWoww" Farley, Red (NBC)
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Rosie O'Donnell, Brandon T. Jackson, Odd Future (NBC)
Late Show with David Letterman: Bill Hader, Amos Lee, grocery bagging champ Krystal Smith (CBS)
Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: TBA (CBS)

In TV News...

  • A fake rep for Lindsay Lohan duped the Late Show into booking the actress to read tonight's Top 10 List. While she won't be there, Bill Hader will! So it's still worth tuning in. [Vulture]
  • GSN announced today that their two new shows (Drew Carey's Improv-a-ganza and Love Triangle, hosted by Gawker.TV favorite Wendy Williams) will both premiere on April 11th. Love Triangle will air at 7pm and Improv-a-ganza will air at 8.
  • Laura Prepon has been tapped to play Chelsea Handler in NBC's pilot based on the talk show host's book Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. [Deadline]
  • Funnyman Rob Huebel has been cast in a new Fox pilot called Family Album. [Deadline]
  • Amber's new beau on Parenthood will be played by Michael Scott Foster (Greek's Cappie.) Really, Cappie? Her? What is she, funny or something? [TVLine]
  • Peter Fonda will appear on CSI: New York soon as the former partner of Detective Mac Taylor. [Inside TV]
  • Community's cast says there's no reason to worry about Pierce's brush with death at the end of last week's episode. It will lead to a seriously "fun episode" this week when Pierce is in the hospital recovering from his OD on "Andy Dick pills." [TVLine]
  • Steven Seagal: Lawman will return for a third season. This time, the actor will defend Phoenix residents. [Inside TV]
  • Ed Begley Jr. has landed a lead role in NBC's pilot for Brave New World. [Deadline]
  • Seth MacFarlane has signed up to be the roast-master at the roast of Donald Trump. [Comedy Central]
  • Paula Abdul cannot catch a break. Live to Dance is supposedly being canceled, and rumor has it the host is "devastated" by the news. [Warming Glow]

Around the Web...

  • Television's ten goofiest opening credit sequences of all time. With so many to choose from, I'm just glad to see that Beverly Hills, 90210 made the cut. [Movieline]
  • It's a sign of the times: Borders has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. [The Wrap]
  • Here's five selected quotes from Justin Bieber's Rolling Stone interview. [Buzzfeed]
  • Cool! Consumerist's Ben Popken will be taking over Bloomberg TV on Wednesdays at 5:30pm. [Consumerist]
  • Rachel Dratch is writing a book about her post-Saturday Night Live life.. [Splitsider]
  • Lil Kim has completely beheaded Nicki Minaj on the bloody cover of Black Friday. [Vulture]
  • Tom Hanks' greatest role ever may just be the inspiration for these thank you cards. Must find them in stores! [Best Week Ever]
  • See the difference between a model with no makeup and one that's done up for a walk down the runway at Fashion Week. [NY Times]
  • Ashton Kutcher is searching for the next "Vice President of Pop Culture." Do you fit the bill? [Pop Candy]