Super sexy model, Irina Shayk, took a break from her super sexy life last night to talk about being on the cover of Sports Illustrated. There is something so captivating about watching her flirt with Ol' Letterman in that accent.

Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown's memoir comes out next week, and he'll be interviewed about it on 60 Minutes this week. Among the book's revelations is his admission that he was sexually abused by a camp counselor several times at age 10, and never told anyone. His wife only just found out by reading the book.

Kids these days! Getting smashed is no longer the "cool" thing to do among American collegians—college binge drinking rates (at Purdue, admittedly) have fallen from 48% to 37% in only three years! What are our young people doing rather than downing Colt 45 at racist fraternity sex parties? According to the Wall Street Journal—known as the beating pulse of life on campus—they're doing the following:

Welcome to Midweek Madness, your highly informative tabloid roundup. This week, we learned Ryan Phillippe hit on Rihanna, that Suri Cruise needs a 12-step program, and that John Mayer and Miley Cyrus are just two wild, crazy tattooed kids. [Jezebel]

Congratulations to blarn.blarnson for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kristin Cavallari blows the lid off of MTV's scripted reality series, Christiane Amanpour brings gifts to the Colbert Report, J-WOWW's life advice, and Victoria Beckham cried all the way through her latest Vogue shoot.

Johannes Nyholm's charming shorts chronicle the adventures of "Puppetboy." This trailer for upcoming,"Las Palmas," shows a baby getting hammered in a bar while puppets dine. Hear that? It's the sound of everyone boarding the train for Nyholm's Whacky Puppetville.

Turns out the Nazis were watching 3-D movies years before Americans were. According to the Guardian, Australian filmmaker Philippe Mora recently uncovered two 3-D propaganda films that date to 1936:

Republican Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker's proposal to strip away public employees' longstanding collective bargaining rights has been met with some incredible resistance from employees and their unions, college and high school students, members of the Green Bay Packers, and other sympathetic Sconnies.

All this kid wanted was the whole world in his hands, but instead he got it in his face.

This guy has turned an indoor sky diving session into an amazingly graceful and effortless air dancing performance. Watch as he floats, spins, flips, walks on the ceiling, and then makes an exit worthy of Superman.

Today on Good Morning America, Pennsylvania teacher Natalie Munroe made no apologies for harsh comments she made on her blog about students. Munroe wrote things like "I hear the trash company is hiring," and "I hate your kid."

In your questionable Wednesday media column: Arianna Huffington knows how to pick 'em, buyouts at Newsweek, Whoopi gives America's best newspaper her blessing, Time magazine revamps, and Rolling Stone outsources its cover.

Two TSA agents at JFK were arrested for taking $39,000 from a passenger's luggage in January and have confessed to swiping another $121,000. If TSA agents aren't trying to grab your balls, they're trying to take your money!

America's most-trusted doctor graced the set of Conan last night and he spoke about his theory that a man's finger-length can reveal whether or not he's likely to cheat. He adds that Conan was "probably born in a testosterone storm."

Missing your weekly dose of evil mastermind Ben Linus? You're in luck, as Michael Emerson turned up on last night's episode of Parenthood. Sadly, he's less of an evil "other" and more of a socially-awkward bug genius.

Producers at Late Night with David Letterman got a call from a "friend" of Lindsay Lohan and booked her to appear on the show on Thursday through this intermediary. Too bad the "friend" was a fake and LiLo won't be on after all.

Outgoing Press Secretary Robert Gibbs has been the voice of the Obama administration since 2008. In that time, he's admitted many skills that he simply does not possess, like telling "when spring ends or begins".

Chicago's likely new mayor, former White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, is well aware of his Twitter impersonator, MayorEmanuel, and wants to know the motherfucker's real identity. And he'll pay to find out.