Everyone's favorite working mother, nü-British will-o'-the-wisp Gwyneth Paltrow, has released upon the world a new issue of her GOOP newsletter, with a big section about kids clothing. What kind of garments should you buy for your growing child? $82 pajamas of course!

Brian Williams stopped by the Daily Show last night to discuss his recent experiences in Cairo. Of course, he couldn't help but give Jon Stewart a hard time for taking a vacation when every other newscaster was headed to Egypt.

Saturday Night Live is off for a two-week hiatus, and thus the cast is making the rounds on the talk show circuit. On Conan, Fred Armisen took some time to discuss his inspirations for some of his more well-known impressions.

Oh my god, it says here that yoga is the new golf! You have to do it with your bosses to move up the corporate ladder, and that's coming from a lady who "advises the 'top 0.5 percent' of companies worldwide!" Yoga's out of control—more! Nothing will ever be the same!

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker's plan to eliminate 50 years of collective bargaining rights for public employees is supposed to come to a vote today, and Senate Republicans there have the numbers to pass it. So what are Democrats supposed to do? Flee the capital to stop the vote from happening! And far, far away from the capital, hopefully, because police are hunting them down.

Just like AA, religion is always coming in and ruining everyone's fun. In this Family Guy mini-sketch, see how pleasant things were before that "magic baby from Bethlehem" came along and put a stop to the niceties.

In last night's Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger segment, Stephen defended the threatened rights of Japanese whale hunters, asking, "without their research, how will we ever know what teriyaki blowhole tastes like?"

"My fantasy is to have Keeping Up With Kardashians, Season 26. Who knew it would be this profitable? I should have had more kids." —Kris Jenner to The Hollywood Reporter, on her family's $65M income and fear of "overexposure."

On the second episode of Matthew Perry's Mr. Sunshine ever, the show catered a storyline around special guest Nick Jonas. He stars as a teen heartthrob who "wasn't parented property and [is] very rich—a brutal combination."

Gawker had a chance to speak with Stephen Frears—the renowned British director of such films as My Beautiful Launderette, Dangerous Liaisons, High Fidelity, and The Queen—and get his views on this year's crop of Oscar nominees, George Clooney's politics, and why smart actresses are so sexy.

If only Jennifer Carpenter had seen this clip from Six Feet Under! It could've saved her marriage to onscreen brother, Michael C. Hall. Unforch, he cheated during Season 6 of Dexter with co-star Julia Stiles. Foreshadowing is a killer.

Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son is surely destined to be one of the greatest films of all time, and the folks at Funny or Die couldn't wait until this weekend to see it. So, they made their own version, featuring Jaleel White (aka Steve Urkel) as a very hairy Big Momma.

Top Chef is often full of monsters, but they're usually egotistical chefs, screaming cohosts, and otherwise unruly contestants. Last night the monsters were the lovable ones from Sesame Street. We have never been so tickled by Elmo.

In her role as a MAC Viva Glam ambassador, Lady Gaga stopped by Good Morning America to talk about safe sex...while sporting in a condom-inspired get-up. Apparently, she likes her outfits to be theme-appropriate!

Borders filed its long-expected bankruptcy yesterday. Hundreds of its stores will be closing in the next few weeks. Besides Borders employees, two other groups are worried: book publishers, and mall owners.

Keith Brown, the father of the popular classical piano quintet The 5 Browns, has been charged in a Utah court with "one first-degree felony count of sodomy on a child and two second-degree felony counts of sexual abuse of a child," according to the AP. While the actual court records don't name the victims, a spokesman for the 5 Browns has confirmed that the case involves Brown's three daughters Desirae, Deondra, and Melody. The alleged abused occurred on several occasions over a period ranging from 1990 to 1998.

A group of protesters staged an "Orgy of the Rich" at Sotheby's auction house last night. To protest the British government cutting funds to arts programs, the sexy hooligans pulled a fire alarm and started moaning during the auction of a Warhol, unfurling a scarlet banner labeled "ORGY OF THE RICH," thereby disproving everything I learned by watching Eyes Wide Shut on Netflix last week. After the orgiastic poors were removed from the premises, everyone applauded and the auction began anew. The Warhol canvas sold for $5.09 million. [AnimalNY, NYT]

Don't have enough time to redecorate a shabby room? The video-mapping team Mr. Beam used a white room, two video projectors, and a whole lot of creativity to create a 360° live-in projection space that changes colors and designs instantly.

Why are Republicans having such a hard time finding a decent presidential candidate to crush all the others? It shouldn't be that hard. You only need one, and it's a country of 309 million people. The sitting president is vulnerable, too. That's an incentive to pluck some generic governor who doesn't say insane things all the time! And yet we still have this weak GOP field, where so many candidates have major flaws and aren't really loved by anyone, especially their mothers.

Last night, Bravo premiered a new show based entirely on the last page of New York Magazine. Sure, we like to read what the magazine deems culturally relevant each week, but how did it translate into 30 minutes of TV?