Last night, Bravo premiered a new show based entirely on the last page of New York Magazine. Sure, we like to read what the magazine deems culturally relevant each week, but how did it translate into 30 minutes of TV?

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Not so well, actually. The show wasn't terrible, but it wasn't anything to write home about either. The video above is a sample of the discussion for each item entered onto the matrix. This week's most important topic was none other than Justin Bieber. At the end of the show Fred Armisen stopped in to reveal the "Matrix Moment of the Week," which wasn't a clip from Portlandia (boo!) but instead, something called "The Pearly Gates." Just try getting these visuals out of your head anytime soon.

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Did you tune into the show last night? What did you think? How did you like the hosts? The topics? Leave your thoughts in the comments.